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List of Regular Show characters

These characters appear in the American animated television series Regular Show, created by J. G. Quintel for Cartoon Network.

The series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends, Mordecai (a blue jay), and Rigby (a raccoon). They work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means. This is much to the chagrin of their boss Benson (a gumball machine) and their coworker Skips (a yeti), but to the delight of park manager Pops (a man with a lollipop-shaped head). Their other coworkers include an overweight green male called Muscle Man, and a ghost called Hi-Five Ghost.

Main characters[edit]


First appearance2 in The AM PM (2006)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017)
Created byJ. G. Quintel
Voiced byJ. G. Quintel
SpeciesBlue jay
  • Park Groundskeeper (formerly)
  • Artist (currently)
  • Park Workers
  • Mordecai and the Rigbys
  • Dome Subjects
FamilyWilliam (Father)
Hillary (Mother)
Steve (Uncle)
Maxine (Aunt)
SpouseStef (Wife)
Significant otherVarious unnamed ex-girlfriends
Margaret Smith (ex-girlfriend)
CJ (ex-girlfriend)
ChildrenTwo unnamed sons and one unnamed daughter (All with Stef)

Mordecai (voiced by J. G. Quintel) is a 23-year-old anthropomorphic blue jay who works as a groundskeeper at The Park. He has been best friends with Rigby ever since childhood. Mordecai is more conscientious, intelligent, responsible, mature, and moral about his actions than Rigby is, which sometimes leads to his opposing Rigby when he is the cause of some kind of chaotic problem. While Mordecai dislikes his job, he's often willing to put up with it begrudgingly as opposed to Rigby, who is more prone to avoid work as much as possible. However, Mordecai usually sides with his friend, occasionally going along with Rigby's attempts to get out of work and the two generally stick together through their adventures. Mordecai loves to play video games and is a better player than Rigby, he also demonstrates decent strength, such as carrying large boulders, fighting the death bear, never getting hurt by Rigby's punches, and able to punch Rigby across an entire room with ease. He can sometimes become caught up in his emotions, often letting them get the better of him. However, he is usually quick to apologize to others if he has hurt them and occasionally takes the lead in fixing a situation. He had a crush on Margaret Smith, a cardinal who worked as a waitress at a local coffee shop. Mordecai would often hang out with her, along with Rigby and Eileen Roberts, and made many attempts to try to start a relationship with her. The two finally begin to date in the fourth season until Margaret decides to leave for college, thus ending their relationship and causing Mordecai to go into a depression. Mordecai meets CJ shortly afterwards and they start dating. CJ and Mordecai's relationship is strained due to CJ seeing Mordecai and Margaret having fun together on several occasions. He eventually decides to take a break from dating in "Dumped at the Altar", after his relationship with CJ didn't work out. In the episode "Camping Can Be Cool", it is revealed that he attended art school before being employed at The Park; however, he did not finish school due to his bad portrait skills, which were revealed in the episode "Bad Portrait". He is shown to have an outgoing mom, who embarrasses him around his girlfriends and also made a highlight reel of Mordecai's most embarrassing moments, as seen in "Maxin' and Relaxin'". In the epilogue to "A Regular Epic Final Battle", Mordecai quits The Park, parts ways with Rigby, moves to New York City, and returns to making art. He opens a successful exhibition and meets a bat woman whom he eventually marries and starts a family.[1] Mordecai's wife was not given a name in the show. Head writer Matt Price, on Reddit, gave her the name Stef when asked about it,[2] and writer Owen Dennis stated on Tumblr that there had not been previous plans to give a name to the character.[3]


First appearanceThe Pilot (2009)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017)
Created byJ. G. Quintel
Voiced byWilliam Salyers
OccupationPark Groundskeeper
  • Park Workers
  • Mordecai and the Rigbys
  • Dome Subjects
FamilySherm (Father)
Barbara (Mother)
Don (Brother)
SpouseEileen Roberts (Wife)
ChildrenTwo unnamed daughters
(all with Eileen)

Rigby (voiced by William Salyers) is a 23-year-old anthropomorphic brown raccoon who works as a groundskeeper at The Park. He has been best friends with Mordecai since childhood and is more prone to slacking off than Mordecai is. Rigby is hyperactive and extremely mischievous, which sometimes puts him at odds with Mordecai. He mostly lives for simply having a good time and relaxing, which he sometimes achieves through selfish acts like lying or cheating. He has a bad habit of getting himself and others in trouble, often causing many of the chaotic and surreal problems that arise in The Park. Mordecai often punches him on the arm for this as a running gag. Nevertheless, he is shown to be a good person deep down and sticks closely to his friends. Like Mordecai, Rigby loves to play video games, but he is the worse of the two. He is also shown to be the weakest of The Park workers, although he has surprised them on a few occasions. Rigby's lack of strength was a major plot point in the episode "One Pull Up", in which Rigby had to pass a company physical and keep his job by performing one pull up. He has a younger brother named "Don", whose height and physique lead people to believe that he, not Rigby, is the older brother. Eileen Roberts, a female mole who works at a local coffee shop, previously alongside Margaret Smith, has strong feelings for Rigby and makes this very obvious. He originally did not reciprocate her feelings and harshly ignored her at some points, but he quickly begins to warm up to her and implies that he likes her, as well. In "Dumped at the Altar", Rigby reveals to Mordecai that he and Eileen have been dating for 3 months. Rigby is allergic to eggs, as evidenced in the episode "Eggscellent" when Rigby tried to eat a 12-egg omelet to win a trucker hat and went into a coma due to a severe allergic reaction. Rigby has also died four times and was resurrected in the series. He was killed by Skips in an arm wrestling match, he was killed by Snowballs the Ice Monster, he was killed by Mordecai who pushed him into the Space-Time Continuum, and fell into a fatal coma in "Eggscellent". As of Rigby's Graduation Day Special, Rigby has finally graduated from high school. In the epilogue to "A Regular Epic Final Battle", Rigby quits The Park and moves in with Eileen. They eventually get married and start a family, but it's unknown if Rigby is working or not as he is seen teaching his children how to play video games.[1] It is hinted at in the episode "'Ello Gov'nor" that Rigby's last name may be Riggerson, however, this has neither been confirmed nor denied by J.G. Quintel.


First appearanceThe Naive Man From Lolliland (2005) (mentioned)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (Non-speaking appearance)
Created byJ.G. Quintel
Voiced bySam Marin
Full nameBenson Dunwoody
SpeciesAnthropomorphic gumball machine
  • Drummer (for Hair to the Throne)
  • Construction Worker (in "Exit 9B")
  • Park Manager
  • Hair to the Throne
  • Park Workers
  • Mordecai and the Rigbys
  • Dome Subjects
FamilyUnknown father
Unknown mother
Unknown Sister
SpousePam (Wife)
Significant otherAshley (Ex-Girlfriend)
Monica (Ex-Girlfriend)
Patricia (Ex-Girlfriend)
Audrey (Ex-Girlfriend)

Benson Dunwoody (voiced by Sam Marin) is a gumball machine who works as the manager of The Park. He is frequently infuriated with Mordecai and Rigby due to their constant slacking and mischief; he is sometimes infuriated with Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost as well. He is very hot-tempered and prone to fits of rage. He has a tendency of yelling at Mordecai and Rigby every time they slack off; starting in season 4, he may have a tendency of yelling at Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost if they slack off. Even so, they may instead have to face consequences whether it is their fault or not. Despite always being at odds with them, Benson is kind-natured at heart and is ultimately friends with the duo after calming down a bit in the episode "Benson Be Gone" and the three gain more insight and trust with each other as the series progresses. He is skilled at stick hockey and has a strong love for music, proving to be an extremely skilled drummer in the episode "150 Piece Kit". Benson used to date Audrey, a human woman who lives across from him in his apartment complex. It is revealed that they broke up in "The Real Thomas", in which Benson starts to date an undercover Russian spy named Natalia, although she is later eaten by a whale. In the episode "Pam I Am ", Benson develops feelings for one of the dome scientists named Pam and they go on a 'date'. However, Dr. Langer witnesses the 'date' and makes a new rule that forbids the dome staff from dating anyone who works at the park. At the end of the episode, it is implied that Benson and Pam will date once the dome is gone. During the beginning of the episode "Fries Night", Benson contacts Pam back on earth, to which she revealed that having a "long distance" relationship with Benson because he is now in space is too difficult for her. She states that the reason for the break up is that she doesn't know when or if he will ever return to earth again. They both agree to become friends even though Benson later gets depressed from yet another break up with a woman he really cared for. In the epilogue to "A Regular Epic Final Battle", Benson becomes the owner of The Park and gets back together with Pam. They apparently adopt Apple Sauce as well as a variety of cats.

"Pops" Maellard[edit]

First appearanceThe Naive Man from Lolliland (2005)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017)
Created byJ.G. Quintel
Voiced byJ.G. Quintel (2006)
Sam Marin (2005, 2010–2017)
Full nameMega Kranus Maellard
  • Entomologist (in "Exit 9B")
  • Park Manager
  • Park Workers
  • Mordecai and the Rigbys
  • Dome Subjects
FamilyMr. Maellard (Adoptive Father; deceased)
"Anti-Pops" (Brother; deceased)

Pops (voiced by Sam Marin) is a cheerful, humble, quirky, idiotic, and gullible lollipop-shaped man who resides at the house in The Park and always talks in a whiny-like tone. His adoptive father, Mr. Maellard, is the owner of The Park. Pops tends to be very ecstatic about everything, often exclaiming "Good show!" or "Jolly good show!" when he is happy about something. When something bad happens, he will instead say "Bad show." He tends to dress and act like he is in the early 20th century and utilizes technology and slang from circa 1900–1910. He carries small butterscotch lollipops in his wallet, sincerely believing that they are real money, much to everyone's confusion. He is an upright gentleman who is very kind and well-mannered to everyone. He is also very sensitive, often becoming upset or crying if his feelings are hurt. He has strong interests in poetry, wrestling, music, nature, animals, and games. Despite being an elderly man, he is very childish and is often oblivious to serious things around him. Because of this, the group frequently looks after him, especially Benson. Pops has also been shown to have immense strength on several occasions, despite his slim build. In the episode "Prank Callers", it is shown that Pops was once a more serious and mature man back in the 1980s. However, when Mordecai and Rigby had been sent back to that time and accidentally hit him with a golf cart, he is shown to have turned into his zany self. Pops once owned a British doll named Percival, or Percy, who turned his back on him and tried to kill Pops in "Terror Tales of the Park". Pops is also one with nature, but lost it until he tries to find the answer to get it back, as shown in "Catching the Wave". In Season 8, Pops is revealed to be the universe's Chosen One due to being born with telekinetic abilities and ever since he is one with nature back in some previous season's episode, as well as having an evil version of himself with the ability to erase a person from existence. Pops' destiny is to kill Malum Kranus to prevent the destruction of the universe. In "A Regular Epic Final Battle", it is revealed that his real name is Mega Kranus. Pops also realizes that the best way to defeat Malum Kranus is with kindness. Pops gives Malum Kranus a hug and the two fly into the sun, killing them both in the process, and the universe is saved. In Heaven, Pops' voice is heard saying his catchphrase 'Jolly Good Show' as a video tape of the show, and the show itself, ends.


First appearanceThe Pilot (2009)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (Non-speaking appearance)
Created byJ.G. Quintel
Voiced byMark Hamill
Full nameWalks Quippenger
  • Park Groundskeeper
  • Mechanic (in "Exit 9B")
  • Park Workers
  • Mordecai and the Rigbys
  • Dome Subjects
  • Guardians of Eternal Youth
Significant otherMona (Girlfriend, deceased)
Sheena (Ex-Girlfriend)
RelativesQuips Quippenger (Cousin)

Skips (formerly Walks) Quippenger (voiced by Mark Hamill) is a talking yeti who works as a groundskeeper at The Park. He is the strongest and smartest of The Park workers and they almost always turn to him for help, as he usually knows how to solve the chaotic problems that arise, however, he isn't always right. Whenever he is asked for help, he generally says, "I've seen this before", and then presents a solution. As his name suggests, he is always skipping rather than walking or running. The cause for his skipping is discovered in the episode "Skips' Story," where it is learned that he had a girlfriend many years ago, prior to him becoming immortal. The two of them constantly skipped. When she died, he vowed to only skip to honor Mona, his dead girlfriend and the only person he ever loved. He is a diligent worker and is very skilled at his job; however, he suffers from a lack of knowledge of computers and other kinds of newer technology, which was seen in the episode "Skips vs. Technology" where Mordecai and Rigby jam a printer and crash the computer whilst printing a card for Skips thanking him for his efforts to save them from being fired by Benson for their antics. Aside from this, he is very experienced and knowledgeable, as he is immortal and has been alive for hundreds of years. In the episode "Free Cake", it is revealed that he must perform a ceremonial dance every year on his birthday in order to renew his immortality. He explains the story of how he received his immortality in the episode "Skips' Story." He chose to become immortal in order to fight Klorgbane, an immortal bully who inadvertently caused the death of his girlfriend, Mona, the only woman that Skips had ever loved during a fistfight. The Guardians of Eternal Youth provided Skips with his immortality, knowing that he was the only one capable of defeating Klorgbane with the Fists of Justice. Skips' birth name was Walks, but he changed it to Skips when he received his immortality because he and Mona would always skip when they were together. This is also the reason why he always skips instead of walking; he chose to do this in order to remember the times he and Mona shared for all his life. Skips is also a skilled bassist, which is demonstrated in several episodes. In the epilogue to "A Regular Epic Final Battle", Skips remains working at The Park while having a new part-time job as a mechanic, satisfied with his life.

Muscle Man/Mitch Sorenstein[edit]

Muscle Man
First appearanceThe Pilot (2009) (Non-speaking cameo)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (Non-speaking appearance)
Created byJ.G. Quintel
Voiced bySam Marin
Full nameMitchell Sorenstein
NicknameMuscle Man
SpeciesGreen colored man
  • Bodybuilder (formerly)
  • College Professor (formerly)
  • Park Groundskeeper (formerly)
  • Mordecai and the Rigbys
  • Park Workers
  • Dome Subjects
Family"Muscle Dad" (Father; deceased)
Unknown Mother
Muscle-Bro (brother)
SpouseStarla Gutsmandottir-Sorenstein (Wife)
ChildrenVarious Unknown Children

Mitchell "Muscle Man" Sorenstein (voiced by Sam Marin) is an obese and green-skinned man who works as a groundskeeper at the Park. He is very erratic and immature, often pulling pranks and joking around. He enjoys telling "My mom!" jokes, botched attempts at "Yo mama" jokes, much to the annoyance of everyone except Hi-Five Ghost, his best friend. Although he can be rude due to his ego, he is ultimately shown to be polite and caring toward his friends. At times, he can burst out on a rampage if he is greatly angered. His father, Muscle Dad, enjoyed the same attitude for pranks and jokes, but died in the episode "Trucker Hall of Fame". His older brother, Muscle Bro (real name John), is also seen throughout the series. Muscle Man originally shared a rivalry with Mordecai and Rigby throughout the first two seasons, but the three began to get along and treat each other as friends from the third season onward. His girlfriend, Starla, shares a similar appearance to him and the couple constantly disgust other people when they publicly kiss and show affection to each other. His real name was revealed to be Mitch Sorenstein in the episode "Muscle Woman". He is revealed to be Jewish in "The Christmas Special" in where he reveals he celebrates Hanukkah. In "Power Tower", it is revealed that he gained the nickname "Muscle Man" from his early years of bodybuilding and actually being in excellent physical condition, but he found that life very boring and gave it up. In "The End of Muscle Man", he proposes to Starla and the two become engaged and they are now married in "Dumped at the Altar". In the epilogue to "A Regular Epic Final Battle", upon returning home Muscle Man discovers he has a three-year-old daughter. He and Starla live out their days in their trailer park home and have numerous children. It was revealed in "Trailer Trashed" that the trailer was his prize for winning a hot dog eating contest.

Hi-Five Ghost[edit]

Hi-Five Ghost
First appearanceThe Pilot (2009) (Non-speaking cameo)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (Non-speaking appearance)
Created byJ.G. Quintel
Voiced byJeff Glen Bennett (Season 1)
J. G. Quintel (Seasons 2–8)
Full nameHi-Five Ghost
  • Park Groundskeeper (formerly)
  • Pizza delivery man (formerly)
  • DJ (currently)
SpouseCelia (Wife)

Hi-Five Ghost (voiced by Jeff Bennett in season one, then by J. G. Quintel from seasons two to eight) is a ghost with a hand extending from the top of his head who works as a groundskeeper at The Park. Hi-Five Ghost is best friends with Muscle Man and frequently gives him high fives to accompany his jokes, as he genuinely finds most of Muscle Man's jokes amusing. Because of his name and appearance, he is frequently called by his nickname, "High Fives", and sometimes simply as "Fives". Hi-Five Ghost rarely speaks throughout the first three seasons of the series, but he is given more dialogue from season four onward. His father was introduced in the episode "See You There", as well as his older brother, Low-Five Ghost, who works as a police officer. In the episode "The Postcard", Hi-Five Ghost reunited with a human girl named Celia whom he had befriended at a cafe after waiting four years to receive a postcard from her in Prague. In the epilogue to "A Regular Epic Final Battle", Hi-Five Ghost and Celia become a married DJ duo and tour the world together. They have a child together.

Recurring characters[edit]


First appearanceExit 9B (2012)
Last appearanceRigby's Graduation Special (2016) (Non-speaking cameo)
Created byJ.G. Quintel
Voiced byRoger Craig Smith
  • Park Groundskeeper (formerly)
  • Russian Spy (formerly)
FamilyCommander Romonaff (adoptive father)
Significant otherVarious Unkown girlfriends

Nikolai (seasons 4–7) (voiced by Roger Craig Smith) is a young anthropomorphic goat who was trained by the KGB as a ruthless spy, and who later sent him to work for the Russian organization M.O.M.M. (Ministry of Meadow Management), a KGB agency that struggled to find out what made American parks up to date and wealthy. In order to fix Russia's outdated parks, M.O.M.M. sent out Nikolai on a covert operation to obtain the park and bring it back to Russia. During his undercover mission, he changed his identity to "Thomas" and presented himself as an intern for credits in college in "Exit 9B" (in which he made his debut), working as an unpaid intern who calls his "mom" on a regular basis and is often reproved by his coworkers, most notably by Muscle Man. He is usually reluctant to be involved in the surreal and chaotic adventures that arise in The Park, often asking if he has to be part of the situation, to which they insist that he must. There are times when Nikolai becomes personally invested in maintaining his cover, such as using a robot to pose as his "mom" in "The Thanksgiving Special", and wearing spy attire disguised as a Halloween costume (a slice of pizza, which he had to wear until Thanksgiving Day upon losing a bet in "Terror Tales of the Park III"). When the other Russian spies that were deployed with him carry out the final phase of the plan to bring The Park to Russia in "The Real Thomas", he finally reveals his true identity to the park crew and explains why he is really there. When Nikolai learns the plan is really to destroy the Park through a loophole in Russian/American relations, he turns on his fellow spies for being lied to (along with some persuasion by the park crew to remind him of the good times they had as friends, despite the constant poor treatment he received from them for being an intern), and returns the Park to American soil before going on the run from both sides. He makes several cameos after this, usually in some sort of disguise. Eventually, he returns in "Guys Night 2", revealing himself to be tired of his old life as a spy and wanting to move on to a new life. He feels his only option is to go into hiding forever, but first he enjoys one final hang with the park crew. He made non-speaking cameos in later episodes. In “Rigby's Graduation Special”, he makes a brief cameo by proposing a toast to the park dome taking off into space while in his submarine.


First appearanceCaffeinated Concert Tickets (2010)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (cameo)
Created byJ.G. Quintel
Mike Roth
Voiced byJanie Haddad-Tompkins
Full nameMargaret Smith
  • Waitress
  • News Station Intern
  • Reporter
AffiliationChannel 6 News
FamilyDenise Smith (Mother)
Frank Smith (Father)
Significant otherSlasher (Ex-Boyfriend)
Various Ex-Boyfriends
Mordecai (former Romantic Interest)
RelativesJohn (Cousin)
Darryl (Cousin)
Various extended family members

Margaret Smith (voiced by Janie Haddad-Tompkins) is a female red anthropomorphic cardinal who works as a waitress at a local coffee shop. She was good friends with her co-worker, Eileen. Mordecai had a huge crush on Margaret and frequently found excuses to go to the coffee shop to see her. She has a cousin named John who has an artificial wooden leg. The rest of her family are all birds like her and Mordecai, except for her father Frank, a strong and stern human. Margaret returns Mordecai's feelings for her and the two begin to finally date in the fourth season. They broke up in the season finale when Margaret leaves for college. In the episode "Eileen Flat Screen", Margaret returns now as a news reporter, which no one notices. In "Merry Christmas Mordecai", Mordecai becomes nervous when he hears that Margaret will be there. After several awkward encounters (thanks to Mordecai), they finally manage to have a normal conversation with both acknowledging that they had some good times. This leads to a montage of memories, ending with a memory of a kiss on a roller coaster. Unfortunately, when the scene flashes to the present, they accidentally kiss on the lips and are shocked when they notice CJ watching them. CJ runs out of the house and leaves while Mordecai runs upstairs to find his phone; he notices that all of Margaret's stuff is there and Eileen tells him she is staying as an intern. Mordecai is frantic when he hears the news and didn't know what to say about Margaret staying with Eileen from now on.

As of "Sad Sax", Mordecai and Margaret are still just friends, and Mordecai makes it up to CJ by telling her the truth.

In "1000th Chopper Flight Party", Mordecai is still awkward with her presence and afraid to screw up, even to the point of letting Rigby constantly mess up the Party as a diversion just to keep her away from him. When he finally is declared as the lucky guest to ride Chopper 6 for its 1000th flight, he finds it hard to say no and joins. Margaret tries to talk to him, but Mordecai awkwardly resists until she scolds him for his attitude in desire for their friendship. Mordecai then lifts the tension with a joke and they finally start to have a fun chat. This however angers CJ, who misinterprets it as them rekindling their love, and she causes havoc with her storm cloud ability. Mordecai tries to save Margaret, but she calms CJ when she reveals that she is in a relationship with news anchor, Del Hanlon, which stuns Mordecai and surprises her parents.

In "Not Great Double Date", Mordecai seemed upset that Margaret had a boyfriend, but still said that she seemed happy with Del and that he liked him. When she confessed that Del was not her boyfriend and that she was tired of feeling like a tourist around her friends because of the tension with CJ, he felt sad about it and was pretty interested to know that she still had feelings for him.

In "Just Friends", Rigby and Eileen go to the presentation of martial arts Don, leading to Mordecai and Margaret spending a night that has romantic moments. A chef named Daisuke shows them their future using magical sauce. It is revealed that if, and when, Mordecai and Margaret get together, they will get married, have children, buy their own houseboat, and die peacefully after 50 happy years. Mordecai and Margaret agree that their future looks like it will be really great, but that they are still young and should take it easy on relationships. At the end of the episode, the two agree to remain just friends, with future Margaret looking down on them and inquiring how long they can be just friends, and future Mordecai stating that "only time will tell."

In "Rigby's Graduation Special", she was very worried as she watched Mordecai and cried as the other park workers being shot into space, even saying his name in concern. However, in the epilogue to "A Regular Epic Final Battle", she is only seen greeting Eileen when she returns. She does not end up with Mordecai and is not seen with the group 25 years later, though she becomes a muse for Mordecai's art.

Head writer Matt Price stated on Reddit that the idea was that Mordecai and Margaret would find their own paths in life.[4] On Tumblr writer Owen Dennis stated that reality shows that many people who initially date one another early on end up with other people, contradicting narrative arcs of many Western entertainment media.[3]


First appearanceBrain Eraser (2011) (cameo)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (Non-speaking Appearance)
Created byMinty Lewis
Voiced byMinty Lewis
Full nameEileen Roberts
OccupationWaitress (formerly)
AffiliationDome Subjects
FamilyUnnamed Father
SpouseRigby (Husband)
ChildrenTwo Unknown Daughters

Eileen Roberts (voiced by Minty Lewis, a writer/storyboard artist for the series) is an anthropomorphic beaver who works at a local coffee shop, previously alongside Margaret. She has a crush on Rigby, but he initially found her annoying. She is notable for her intelligence and displays many skills and hobbies throughout the series including dancing, sewing, and astronomy. One of Eileen's odd personality quirks is her affinity for sea turtles, which is referenced in a few episodes.

She first appeared in the episode "Brain Eraser." She also appears in the episode "Do Me a Solid", in which Rigby learns of Eileen's crush on him (even though Rigby shows no interest in Eileen), though he goes along with it for a while. Since the episode "Camping Can Be Cool", Rigby has warmed up to Eileen. Rigby thought very highly of her and praised her actions throughout the episode. In the episode "Diary", Rigby admits that he finds Eileen to be attractive when she is not wearing her glasses, but it also reveals that she also can't see without them. In the episode "One Pull Up", Eileen helps Rigby train for his company physical and he shows his gratitude by hugging her (and crushing her due to his enlarged physique). In the episode "Eileen Flat Screen", it is revealed that Eileen and Rigby have been spending more time together. In "Dumped at the Altar", Rigby tells Mordecai that he and Eileen have been dating for three months. In "Rigby's Graduation Day Special", Eileen finally graduates from college at the same time Rigby finally gets his high school diploma. As she is cooking for a graduation party for her and Rigby when the guys press the button that sends them and the park into space, Eileen is stuck with the guys. Eileen became a main character member in Season 8. In the epilogue to "A Regular Epic Final Battle", she and Rigby move in together and start a family. It is unknown if she has a job or not, but based on her husband's lazy personality, it is implied that she does.


First appearanceMuscle Woman (2011)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (Non-speaking Appearance)
Created byBenton Connor
Calvin Wong
Voiced byCourtenay Taylor
Full nameStarla Gutsmandottir-Sorenstein
OccupationSales Clerk at Icy & Hot Jewelry & Apparel
FamilyHerb Gutsmandottir (Father)
Rose Gutsmandottir (Mother)
Peggy Gutsmandottir (Sister)
SpouseMitch "Muscle Man" Sorenstein (Husband)
Significant otherSteve (Ex-Boyfriend) (formerly)
Mordecai (Ex-boyfriend) (formerly)
ChildrenVarious Unknown Children

Starla "Muscle Woman" Gutsmandottir-Sorenstein (voiced by Courtenay Taylor) is an obese green woman similar in appearance to Muscle Man. She works at Icy & Hot Jewelry & Apparel. In the episode "Muscle Woman", she developed a crush on Mordecai and had previously dated two other people as indicated by a tattoo on her lower back. When Mordecai broke up with her, she became extremely angry, destroying everything in her path, including a helicopter. She got back together with Muscle Man after he expressed his feelings towards her at the end of the episode. Since then, Starla has appeared with Muscle Man in various episodes, including "Fancy Restaurant", "Pie Contest" and "Bald Spot". In the episode "The End of Muscle Man", Muscle Man proposes to Starla and the two become engaged. In the episode "Dumped at the Altar", she marries Muscle Man. In the epilogue to "A Regular Epic Final Battle", Starla is revealed to have had a daughter with him, during the crew's three-year absence. She and Muscle Man live happily in their home and had more children over the years. Starla is one of the only characters who refers to Muscle Man by his real name, Mitch.


First appearanceYes Dude Yes (2012)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (flashback)
Created bySean Szeles
Kat Morris
Voiced byLinda Cardellini
Full nameCloudy-Jane
OccupationCrossing Guard
FamilyCarl Putter (Father)
Significant otherMordecai (Ex-Boyfriend)

Cloudy-Jane "CJ" (voiced by Linda Cardellini) is an anthropomorphic cloud. She had been Mordecai's girlfriend with reoccurring anger problems. She first appeared in the episode "Yes Dude Yes", in which Mordecai started dating her after thinking Margaret was engaged. After learning that Margaret was not getting married, he almost immediately forgets about CJ, leading to an ugly break up at the coffee shop in which she revealed that she can transform into a deadly storm when really angry and assumed this form in three episodes. After Margaret leaves town for college, CJ and Mordecai meet each other at the New Year's Eve dance in the episode "New Year's Kiss", unwittingly kissing each other at midnight. The following episode, "Dodge This", continues this story days after the kiss with CJ and Mordecai competing against each other in a dodgeball tournament. This leads to awkwardness between the two in the final round of the dodgeball tournament and they are forced to address their issues before the Intergalactic Dodgeball Council. They later agreed just to be friends. At the end of the episode "I Like You Hi", Mordecai asks CJ out and she agrees to go out with Mordecai. In the following episode, "Play Date", CJ and Mordecai plan to go out, but are interrupted by Death's 300-year-old son, Thomas. In the Season 5 finale "Real Date", Mordecai saves her life when the founder of Couple Corral McIntyre tries to get them to break up and they officially become a couple. In "Merry Christmas Mordecai", she sees Mordecai and Margaret accidentally kiss, and drives off very upset. In "Sad Sax", Mordecai tries to reconcile with her after receiving advice from "Sad Sax Guy", and they finally get back together. In the episode "1000th Chopper Flight Party", she screws up and ruins their relationship, and she and Mordecai break up in "Dumped at the Altar". In "Rigby's Graduation Day Special", CJ becomes a crossing guard at the School. She is not seen in the finale "A Regular Epic Final Battle", however she becomes a muse for Mordecai's art.

Mr. Maellard[edit]

Mr. Maellard
First appearanceDizzy (2011)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (Non-speaking cameo)
Created bySean Szeles
Shion Takeuchi
Voiced byDavid Ogden Stiers
OccupationOwner of the Park
FamilyPops (adoptive son)
SpouseMrs. Maellard (wife)

Mr. Maellard (voiced by David Ogden Stiers) is an elderly lollipop man who owns The Park and is also Pops' adoptive father. He first appeared in the episode "Dizzy". Maellard is very impatient towards Benson (similar to Benson's impatience towards Mordecai and Rigby, and sometimes Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost) and Maellard blames Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost's shenanigans on Benson (as he expects Benson to take responsibility for Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost as park manager). He purposely mistakes Benson's name a lot in some of the episodes in which he appears (using "Ballbucket", "Beanbag", etc.). Maellard finally got Benson's name right (and started to respect him more as well) in the episode "Benson Be Gone" due to Benson's coming to his rescue when he was captured by Susan (a woman whom he had hired as the park manager after demoting Benson and is later revealed to be a demon) and also gave Benson his old job back. As the series progresses, he turns into quite an eccentric character. He sends the gang to space in the final season and in the episode "The Ice Tape", Pops and the gang find out that Maellard is not his real father but Maellard found him as baby and adopted him during an expedition and kept him safe until the time was right for Pops to fulfill his destiny but Maellard tells Pops that no matter what he always thought of him as his real son. In the series finale, when the park gang returns from space after a three-year absence, Mordecai notices Maellard staring up at the sky, shedding a tear for his son. At the 25th reunion of the Park, the gang erect a statue of him next to statue of Pops, indicating that he had since died.


First appearanceWeekend At Benson's (2012)
Last appearanceMen in Uniform (2015) (Non-speaking cameo)
Voiced byCourtenay Taylor
HomeNext to Benson's apartment

Audrey (voiced by Courtenay Taylor) is Benson's ex-girlfriend and neighbor who appears in "Weekend at Benson's", "Fortune Cookie", "The Christmas Special", and "Party Re-Pete". It is revealed in "The Real Thomas" that they broke up.

Baby Ducks[edit]

Baby Ducks
First appearanceThe Power (2010) (cameo)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : Part 2 (2017)
Created byJ.G. Quintel
Voiced by
  • J.G. Quintel (Hyperduck only)
  • William Salyers
  • Sam Marin
  • Mark Hamill
  • Roger Craig Smith (only in Brilliant Century Duck Crisis Special)
FamilyMother Duck (mother)

The Baby Ducks (voiced by J. G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin, Mark Hamill, and Roger Craig Smith) are a group of four ducks whom Mordecai and Rigby found in a fountain in the park in the episode "A Bunch of Baby Ducks". They have shown their ability to fuse together to form a giant, anthropomorphic, duck-like creature when they fist-pump simultaneously. They return in the episode "A Bunch of Full-Grown Geese" to help Mordecai and Rigby rid the park of the evil, titular geese who soon turn into a giant monster. The duo helped the baby ducks upgrade their giant form and succeeded in defeating the geese. They also appeared in "Exit 9B" where they helped fight the park worker's past villains in their giant form. Before their official debut, an unrelated group of baby ducks are some of the things sent to the moon by Rigby in the episode "The Power". In "Brilliant Century Duck Special", they again help the park gang fight the geese, who are now helping businessmen that are attempting to destroy the park. In the series finale, they help the Park gang fight Anti-Pops and Streaming.

Guardians of Eternal Youth[edit]

Guardians of Eternal Youth
First appearanceFree Cake (2010)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle Part : 2 (2017)
Voiced by
  • David Kaye (leader)
  • Robin Atkin Downes
  • Roger L. Jackson (only in Free Cake)
  • J.G. Quintel
  • Troy Baker
SpeciesMagic babies
OccupationGuardians of Youth
FamilyKlorgbane The Destroyer (brother)
HomeThe Guardians of Eternal Youth's Realm

The Guardians of Eternal Youth (voiced by David Kaye, Robin Atkin Downes, Roger L. Jackson, J. G. Quintel, and Troy Baker) are a group of five infant-like beings for whom Skips must perform a ceremonial dance in order to maintain his immortality otherwise, he will be stripped of his eternal life. Skips also attended school with them before they granted him his immortality. They also designed and built Skips' Fists of Justice, which allowed him to defeat Klorgbane the Destroyer (their evil brother) in the episodes "Fists of Justice" and "Skips' Story" and they seem to like cake. Mordecai and Rigby found out about this and because they accidentally injured Skips, they took over and defeated Klorgbane (but not before he killed Archibald, one of the guardians), who vowed to return before he was sent flying away. They also appeared in "Exit 9B", where they help the park workers fight off their past villains. In the episode "Quips", the leader's name is revealed to be Reginald, and in "Skips' Story", the names of the other three guardians are revealed to be Oswald, Boswald, and Griswald. In Regular Show: The Movie, they participate in the fight against Mr. Ross and his timenado. In the final season finale, they help the park gang fight Anti-Pops and Streaming.


First appearanceFree Cake (2010)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : Part 2 (2017)
Voiced byRobin Atkin Downes
FamilyDavid (brother)

Gareth "Gary" (voiced by Robin Atkin Downes) is the King of Synthos who went to school with Skips and the Guardians of Eternal Youth. He works as a valet for the Guardians and also made an appearance in the episode "Cool Bikes" where he served as Mordecai and Rigby's lawyer. In "Gary's Synthesizer" it is revealed that he has an old synthesizer that keeps him alive, but if any of its cables come unplugged or are tampered with, he will disappear. Although king of his home planet Synthos, he left to travel the galaxy and his half-brother David took over. When Gary found out how strict David was as king of Synthos, he battled him in a music battle and won. David was destroyed in the sun and his disk was smashed by two Synthos people, Robert and Keith, who were nearly executed by David. Then Gary declared that from then on Synthos would have no ruler. In the final season finale, he helps the park gang fight Anti-Pops and Streaming.


First appearanceOver The Top (2011)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : Part 2 (2017)
Voiced byJulian Holloway
OccupationGrim reaper
FamilyThomas (son)
SpouseUnknown wife
HomeDeath's mansion

Death (voiced by Julian Holloway in a cockney accent) is a 6'5" grim reaper who, in several of his appearances, makes bets with park workers and declares that he would take their souls if they lose. For example, he tried to take the immortal life of Skips during his first appearance in the episode "Over The Top". He also tried to take Muscle Man's soul twice in the episodes "Dead at Eight" and "Last Meal" and even attempted to take everyone's souls in "Skips Strikes". Despite these evil intentions, he also helped the groundskeepers defeat the villains resurrected by GBF Jr. in the episode "Exit 9B". Death also has a son named Thomas, a 300-year-old demon (voiced by Michael Dorn) who can speak, although Death does not know this. He later helped them retrieve Mr. Maellard's guitar in "Guitar of Rock", and in "The End of Muscle Man" where the others think he's trying to take Muscle Man's soul, but was only there to deliver him a ring. He also makes an appearance in the episode "Cheer Up Pops" after the gang invites him to a party to help them cheer Pops up. In this episode, he said that they could count on him to help in the final battle. In the series finale, he helps the park gang fight Anti-Pops and Streaming.


First appearanceDon (2010)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (Non-speaking cameo)
Voiced byJulian Dean
FamilySherm (father)
Barbara (mother)
Rigby (brother)
HomeDon's house (formerly)
Rigby's House (currently)

Donald "Don" (voiced by Julian Dean) is Rigby's younger brother. Introduced in the episode "Don", Don is better and more likeable than Rigby in most ways, though as a child he was trying to be as cool as Rigby, unknowingly causing Rigby to be extremely jealous. Don is also significantly taller than Rigby and loves to give hugs to other people. Don expresses this by asking his comrades for "sugar," which is customarily his catchphrase. At the end of the episode, the two reconcile as Rigby apologizes to Don on his jealousy towards him, while Don apologizes for not knowing of Rigby's annoyance towards him. Don returned in the episode "Bank Shot", where he helped Rigby practice for a bet he made with someone. Don makes a final appearance in the finale where he and his parents greet Rigby home after three years.

Low Five Ghost[edit]

Low Five Ghost
First appearanceSee You There (2011)
Last appearanceBenson's Pig (2015)
Voiced byRoger Craig Smith
OccupationPolice Officer
FamilyUnkown Father
Hi-Five Ghost (brother)
Air Five Ghost (aunt)
HomeHi-Five Ghost's house

Low Five Ghost (voiced by Roger Craig Smith) is a ghost who is Hi-Five Ghost's brother and works as a police officer. It was revealed that he once served a sentence in prison until his brother Hi-Five and Muscle Man bailed him out in "See You There". He also appeared in "The Postcard" to help his brother decipher the words from a busted up postcard in order to determine where Hi-Five promised to meet a girl named Celia many years ago. He later appeared to help Mordecai, Rigby, Hi-Five Ghost & Muscle Man get a car so they can get burritos with all kinds of meat.

God of Basketball[edit]

God of Basketball
First appearanceSlam Dunk (2011)
Last appearanceDodge This (2014) (Non-speaking cameo)
Voiced byCarl Weathers
SpeciesBasketball Humanoid
OccupationBasketball Player

The God of Basketball (voiced by Carl Weathers) is a basketball/human hybrid who is also known as the Basketball Coach King. He apparently lives within the moon and rides in a custom designed white flying Cadillac Escalade. The God of Basketball then quickly befriends Mordecai and Rigby in "Slam Dunk" which leads him into offering them to learn how to play basketball well. When that does not go according to plan, he uses his powers to instantly grant both of them great basketball powers. The God of Basketball momentarily changes sides when he is forced to play with Muscle Man against the duo for computer rights for life. The God of Basketball also appeared when he helped Rigby to get back his hat, in the match of Rigby vs. a basketball net face-like weirdo in 'Bank Shot'. The God of Basketball later appears in "Exit 9B" as a protagonist Skips summons to help save The Park.


First appearanceSkips vs. Technology (2012)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017) (Non-speaking cameo)
Voiced bySteven Blum
SpeciesRobotic Human

Techmo (voiced by Steven Blum) was once a human named Sampson until he became a 6'6" technomancer cyborg. He first appeared in "Skips vs. Technology" to help Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips solve a computer error named Error 220 (little did Mordecai, Rigby and Skips know error 220 was a virus known as "Doom Ma Geddon"). Techmo eventually became possessed by Doom Ma Geddon, but the trio were able to defeat the virus and free Techmo by destroying the computer. In "Exit 9B", Techmo is among the characters that are summoned by Skips to help fight the resurrected villains. He also appears in "A Skips in Time", where he helps the past Skips return to his time in order to save the present Skips from dying. In Regular Show: The Movie, he participates in the fight against Mr. Ross and his timenado. He makes his final appearance in the finale to greet Skips.

The Phone Guardians[edit]

The Phone Guardians (voiced by Rich Fulcher and William Salyers) are five living objects (a fire in a wigwam, two tin cans connected by a string, an answering machine, a message in a bottle, and a chalkboard) who serve as protectors of phones and live in an empty universe. All members appear to lack the ability to understand emotion. They first appeared in "Butt Dial" where they threaten to erase Mordecai and Rigby from existence for hacking into Margaret's phone to erase an embarrassing message that Mordecai accidentally recorded, in which they chose to play it for Margaret at her request instead of erasing it for Mordecai. After listening to it, Margaret convinces them to release Mordecai and Rigby while saying that they've "learned their lesson." They also appeared in "I Like You Hi" where they help Mordecai admit his feelings to CJ. They are a reference of the C.O.P.S (Computer Obsolescence Prevention Society) from the Sam And Max series.

Dr. Henry[edit]

Dr. Henry (voiced by Armin Shimerman) is a lollipop man who serves as the park doctor. He first appeared in "Cool Cubed", where he told Mordecai and Rigby to go into Thomas' brain. Later in "Catching the Wave", he told Pops to try and stay away from surfing or else his big head would put too much strain on his neck. He later appears in "The End of Muscle Man" where he advises Muscle Man if he is in good condition to do his last activities as a bachelor.


RGB2 (voiced by Sam Marin) is a TV robot controlled by an old man from the inside. He first appeared in "That's My Television" where Mordecai and Rigby help him escape from the studio. He was the star of the sitcom, That's My Television. He is briefly seen in "The Thanksgiving Special" as a cook.

His name was a reference to R2-D2, a famous character of the Star Wars cinematic franchise, mixed with the RGB color standard.

The Sensei[edit]

The Sensei (voiced by Sam Marin) is a red-haired, overachieving and obese man who used to teach Death-Kwon-Do. After Mordecai and Rigby stole his moves in "Death Punchies", he was forced to shut his dojo down. He re-appears in "Sandwich of Death" as the owner of Death-Kwon-Do Dojo Pizza and Subs and helps them retrieve the cure for Benson, who ate the Death Sandwich incorrectly. It is revealed that he had a falling out with his master, who tried to kill him when they tried to retrieve the cure. He returns in "Death Kwon Do-Livery" where Mordecai, Rigby, and his apprentice attempt to help him go through a surgery operation for his stomach as it had exploded due to his Death Kwon Do Sandwich of Health which is incredibly unhealthy but the apprentice turns on them due to how his master had treated him and that he had snuck in after working hours to eat it and thus he needs a replacement stomach. Despite his attempts to steal the stomach, the duo stop him and manage to save the sensei.

Dr. Reuben Langer[edit]

Dr. Reuben Langer (voiced by Troy Baker) was the new leader of the Dome project who first appeared in "The Button". After Mordecai, Rigby, and the gang froze the original leader Doctor Dome, the Space Tree sent Langer to continue the Dome project. He told the gang not to push the button yet because Langer and his crew are still working on the rockets. In the episode "Rigby's Graduation Day", he sent a fax to the gang to push the button to launch them into space for their mission: protect and train Pops against his long-lost evil brother, Anti-Pops.

Chance Sureshot[edit]

Chance Sureshot (voiced by Matthew Mercer) was one of Rawls' men working at the space station. Alongside Toothpick Sally and Recap Robot, he helps save the park from the Reaper Bots. His first appearance was in "Cool Bro Bots.” He was killed when he tried to stop Anti-Pops from killing Pops and the gang with a laser in “Space Escape.” He makes his final appearance in the finale where he helps the park gang fight Anti-Pops and Streaming. It is also revealed that Chance Sureshot has made multiple clones of himself whenever he dies in the finale.

Toothpick Sally[edit]

Toothpick Sally (voiced by Vanessa Marshall) is another one of Rawls' personnel, working alongside Chance Sureshot and Recap Robot. In the episode "The Space Race" Sally helps Mordecai and Rigby prepare for an annual race called the Interstation 5000 after the duo beat the high score for a spaceship simulator. She helps the gang fight Anti-Pops and Streaming in the finale.

Recap Robot[edit]

Recap Robot (voiced by Matthew Mercer) is a green robot usually seen with Sureshot and Sally, working at the Space Tree. He appears in the finale alongside Sureshot and Sally, participating in the battle against Anti-Pops and Streaming.

Colonel Rawls[edit]

Colonel Rawls (voiced by D. C. Douglas) is the leader of the Space Tree who first appeared in "Welcome to Space". After the Park gang was sent into space, Rawls ordered Sureshot and his Crew to find the gang. When the Gang arrived at the Space Tree, Rawls told them why Maellard and Langer sent them into space for a special mission. In the episode "Space Escape", Mordecai and Rigby told Rawls that Anti-Pops erased an employee from Comet Stop. Rawls ordered everyone to get out of the Space Tree and he managed to get Mordecai, Rigby, and the gang out of the hangar but he decided to stay at the Space Tree.


Regarding Earl (voiced by Feodor Chin) is the master of Pops who fist appeared in "The Ice Tape". After Maellard revealed to Pops that he wasn't his real father, he told Pops to find Earl since he's the one who can help Pops to fight his evil brother. After the tape melted, Earl revealed himself to the Gang. Later, in the episode "The Key to the Universe", Earl was testing Pops by making him do his chores. But when Pops had enough, Earl showed Pops a fragment from the previous Universe and also showed him the decision of Pops not fighting his Brother. Pops later ran away and hid from everyone but Mordecai and Rigby talked to him. After the gang talked to Pops, Earl threw a Lemon on Pops and he used his powers to squeeze the lemon, knowing that Pops used his powers, Earl knows that Pops was ready for his real training. During the episode "No Train No Gain", Earl senses that Anti-Pops erased a phone from existence and his powers were growing. Earl used a training montage with some of his favorite music to train Pops quickly. But when Mordecai and Rigby are tired with his music, They used their own music to speed up Pops's own training, but Earl told them that Pops goes to fast and goes out of control. The gang and Earl stopped Pops and Earl realized that Pops was ready to fight his brother. In "Kill'Em with Kindness", he is erased by Anti-Pops. In the final season finale, when both Pops and Anti-Pops died together and restoring everything in the universe that has been destroyed by their cause in balance, meaning that Earl is revived.

The Seer[edit]

The Seer (voiced by Yvette Nicole Brown) is the all-knowing person who first appeared in "Meet the Seer". She was mentioned by Earl in "Kill'em with Kindness", that she was the only one that will reveal the location of the final battle. She later meets the park gang in "Meet the Seer" and tells them that she knows all of their personalities before arriving on Planet Nielsen. After Reel to Reel and Black and White were killed by Streaming, she would later reveal the location of the final battle to Pops and the gang. She was killed when Planet Nielsen exploded.

Father Time[edit]

Father Time
First appearanceIt's Time (2011)
Last appearanceRegular Show : The Movie (2015)
Voiced byAlan Sklar (Only in It's Time)
Fred Tatascoire (Only in Regular Show : The Movie)
SpeciesA Huge Pile of Clocks And Watches
HomeTime Line

Father Time (voiced by Alan Sklar in "It's Time" and Fred Tatasciore in Regular Show: The Movie) is a large being made of clocks who wears a purple bowler's hat. He lives within an invisible house in the space-time continuum. In the episode "It's Time" Mordecai accidentally traveled to his dimension when he tried to destroy several clocks using a microwave oven out of jealousy due to Rigby's relationship with Margaret, unwittingly killing Rigby in the process. Father Time got upset with Mordecai because of his jealousy and attempting to destroy his clocks. Although Mordecai had to stay in his dimension as punishment, he instead sends him back in time on a "time pony" to restart the whole thing (as house guests annoy him) after accepting Mordecai's apology, but warns him that he'll be sorry if he ever does this again. He also appears in Regular Show: The Movie where he convinces Rigby to apologize to Mordecai for lying to him to restore their friendship. His body has also been falling apart due to Mr. Ross's time-nado, but after Mr. Ross's defeat, he is presumably returned to normal.

Archie the Archivist/Laserdisc Guardian[edit]

Archie (voiced by John Cygan) is a librarian and the protector of the remaining laserdisc player who can transform into the Laserdisc Guardian in the form of a golden crystal being. While in this form, he speaks in a language that only the Guardians of Obsolete Formats, DVD/HD-DVD, and Blu-Ray can understand. He first appears in "The Last Laserdisc Player". Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and Hi-Five Ghost came to his library to rent a laserdisc player, but he points out that they're all out and takes them to the basement to prove it. When they show him the laserdisc record that they found, he reveals that they are the Disc Masters and uses that record to open the door to a secret room where the last laserdisc player and the Guardians of Obsolete Format are in and entrusts the laserdisc player to them. During the fight against the Ancient Order of the VHS, he gets injured by the VC-Arbitrator and the Disc Masters transform him to his true form, who then defeats the VHS men and the VC-Arbitrator. He is then seen watching a movie on the laserdisc player with the Disc Masters and the Guardians. He also appears in "Format Wars II" where he again helps the Disc Masters find the universal remote, which reveals that Benson is the fifth Disc Master and joins the fight against his son, DVD and his creation: Internet. When he and DVD try to reconcile, Internet betrays DVD and kills Archie. He reappears as a ghost at the end of the episode, once again watching a movie with everyone else.


DVD (voiced by Joel McHale as DVD and Trevor Devall as HD-DVD) is Archie's son who first appears in "Format Wars II". Like Archie, he can transform into a crystal being but unlike his father, his form's color is silver and his face is displayed, therefore allowing him to speak English in his crystal form. He creates a Wi-Fi Robot named Internet to seek revenge against his father. During the fight against the Guardians of Obsolete Formats, the Disc Masters (Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost, and Benson), and Archie, they are able to kill Betamax, Ampex Quadruplex, and Floppy Disc, but when he and Archie try to reconcile, Internet betrays him and kills his father. DVD then decided to help the Disc Masters defeat Internet by providing them the universal remote's code to take out the Wi-Fi server tower that's powering him. Following the battle, he is seen watching a movie along with the Disc Masters, Reel-to-Reel, and Archie's ghost. He meets them again in "Meet the Seer" alongside his sister Blu-Ray where he is now upgraded to HD-DVD and helps them fight through Planet Nielsen against Streaming (who is Internet upgraded in a new form) and his minions to find the Seer and they escape before the planet's destruction. In "Cheer up Pops" they help the park gang record the memories of their past adventures so they can always remember them. In the eighth-season finale, they participate in the battle against Anti-Pops and Streaming.


Blu-Ray (voiced by Gillian Jacobs) is DVD/HD-DVD's sister who first appears in "Meet the Seer" where she and HD-DVD help the park gang fight through Planet Nielsen against Streaming (who is Internet upgraded into a new form) and his minions to find the Seer and they escape before the planet's destruction. Like Archie and DVD/HD-DVD, she can transform into a crystal being (which is colored blue) and like her brother, can speak English in this form as her face is displayed. In "Cheer up Pops" they help the park gang record the memories of their past adventures so they can always remember them. In the eighth-season finale, they participate in the battle against Anti-Pops and Streaming.

Guardians of Obsolete Formats[edit]

The Guardians of Obsolete Formats are seven giant beings with heads resembling outdated machines. Four of them first appeared in "The Last Laserdisc Player" where they are awakened by the Disc Masters (Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and Hi-Five Ghost) to protect the remaining laserdisc player. During the fight against the Ancient Order of the VHS, the guardian 8-Track is killed by the VC-Arbitrator. They (along with two others) return in "Format Wars II" where they help the Disc Masters find the universal remote (which also reveals that Benson is the fifth Disc Master) after finding out that the guardian Microfiche is killed by DVD. In the fight against DVD and Internet, Betamax, Floppy Disc, Ampex Quadruplex, ENIAC, and Archie are killed. The remaining two guardians: Reel-to Reel and Black and White meet them again in "Meet the Seer" where they help the park gang fight through Planet Nielsen until they are both killed by Streaming (who is Internet upgraded into a new form).


Sony Betamax VCR (voiced by David Kaye) is one of the Guardians of Obsolete Formats whose head resembles a Sony Betamax VCR. He is killed by DVD.


Lear 8-Track Recorder (voiced by John Cygan) is one of the Guardians of Obsolete Formats whose head resembles a Lear 8-Track recorder. He is killed by the VC-Arbitrator.

Floppy Disc[edit]

IBM Floppy Disc Drive (voiced by Richard McGonagle) is one of the Guardians of Obsolete Formats whose head resembles an IBM floppy disc drive. He is killed by DVD.


CinemaScope Reel-to-Reel Projector (voiced by Richard McGonagle) is one of the Guardians of Obsolete Formats whose head resembles a CinemaScope reel-to-reel projector. He is killed by Streaming.

Black and White[edit]

Black and White TV (voiced by Fred Tatasciore) is one of the Guardians of Obsolete Formats whose head resembles a black and white TV. He is killed by Streaming.

Ampex Quadruplex[edit]

Ampex Quadruplex VTR (voiced by William Salyers) is one of the Guardians of Obsolete Formats whose head resembles an Ampex quadruplex VTR. He is killed by DVD.


NCR Microfiche Reader (voiced by David Kaye) is one of the Guardians of Obsolete Formats whose head resembles an NCR microfiche reader. He is killed by DVD.


ENIAC (voiced by David Kaye) is the first computer that was ever made and an ally of the Guardians of Obsolete Formats. He is accidentally killed before the fight against DVD and Internet.


Microwave (voiced by Fred Tatasciore) is a doctor microwave oven who works on Planet Neilsen and is a close friend of the Guardians of Obsolete Formats. He sacrifices himself to help the park gang escape.

White Elephant[edit]

The White Elephant (voiced by Fred Tatasciore) is an anthropomorphic white elephant and guardian of the White Elephant Gift Exchange ceremony who appears in "White Elephant Gift Exchange". When the park gang attempts to pay Muscle Man back for his past pranks, they are teleported to the White Elephant's temple. He is unhappy with the park gang for wanting to get revenge on Muscle Man and violating the rules of the White Elephant Gift Exchange; which is to give gifts you don't like, not receive gifts you like, which makes it entertaining (since Muscle Man's pranks are his way of having a fun time). Because of this, they must stay in his temple for all eternity for going overboard with their revenge prank and are not allowed to open any of the gifts here. However, he does give them two options: go back and make amends, or open the gift box that he offers them. They choose to go back, but decide to carry out their revenge prank anyway when they find out that Muscle Man had pranked Rigby with what they thought was a new flatscreen T.V. but was actually a box of old Chinese food. At the end of the episode, the White Elephant watches through the snow globe in the gift box that he offered to the park gang earlier, who then winks at the audience and leaves. This implies that he may have been aware of Muscle Man's prank and orchestrated the whole thing to ensure that the park gang's payback prank succeeds.

Buttonwillow McButtonwillow[edit]

Buttonwillow McButtonwillow (voiced by Armin Shimerman) is an old man who appeared in "The Best VHS in the World". After he steals the tape that Mordecai and Rigby need to return, they follow him to his hideout. After some convincing, he agrees to help them return the tape in exchange for being allowed to rent it again. In the end, he receives his own rental card and uses it to rent the tape.

Johnny Crasher[edit]

Johnny Crasher (voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait) is a stuntman and teacher who appeared in "The Heart of a Stuntman". When Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost went to the stunt class, they meet him. He teaches them how to stunt, then he challenges and completes the stunt challenge to go to Timmy's birthday. He appears in an online game "Daredevil Danger", as the master of the stunt class.

Guardian of Lolliland[edit]

The Guardian of Lolliland (voiced by Christine Baranski) is a giant living statue who appears in the eighth-season finale. She helps the park gang fight Anti-Pops and Streaming, even though she isn't supposed to take part in the battle.

Carter and Briggs[edit]

Carter (voiced by Steven Blum) and Briggs (voiced by Roger Craig Smith) are two movie stars who play as cops. In their first appearance, they arrange a donut contest and the winner will get to be on their next show. Mordecai and Rigby manage to win the contest after facing against two persistent competitors in a deadly void. They made cameo appearances in a few episodes. In "Brilliant Century Duck Special", they help the park gang and the Baby Ducks fight the geese, who are working for businessmen that are trying to tear down the park. In the eighth-season finale, they help the park gang fight Anti-Pops and Streaming.


Pam Dunwoody (voiced by Ali Hillis) is one of the dome workers that Benson falls in love with during the dome experiment. It didn't seem like she was interested but it is revealed she reciprocated this and they went out on a couple of dates. When the park got sent into space, she considered ending their relationship since she couldn't handle a long-distance relationship. After the park returns, they got back together and presumably got married in the years to come.


Applesauce (voiced by Jeff Bennett) is Benson's pet pig who appeared in "Benson's Pig". His real name is later revealed to be Leroy with a tattoo on it right arm, it is also revealed that he used to work with his partner Harry Roughauser, who also has tattoo on the left that forms a skull when they put their arms together. Leroy was the brain and Harry was the brawn of the team until he left him when he told him he was a loose canon but decided to come back to rescue his partner from jail after getting his partners call. When that escape plan was succeeded, Harry tried to convince Leroy to leave and commit crimes again but he refuses saying he wants to stay as Benson's pet pig and agrees. He later returns in the season eight finale where's he is the only character who greets Benson after three years.

Del Hanlon[edit]

Del Hanlon (voiced by Rich Sommer) is Margaret's fake boyfriend and Chopper 6 Weekend Sports TV Anchor who first appeared in "1000th Chopper Flight Party".

Party Horse 42699[edit]

Party Horse 42699
First appearanceParty Horse (2015)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : Part 2 (2017)
Voiced byAdam Pally
SpeciesAlien Horse
OccupationParty Thrower
HomePlanet Party Horse

Party Horse 42699 (voiced by Adam Pally) is an extraterrestrial horse who lives to party. After escaping to Earth to avoid a test and befriending Mordecai and Rigby, he slacks off with them until his principal arrives and threatens to destroy the Earth if he doesn't pass the test; however, Party Horse instead tricks him into stopping Earth's destruction. He later returns to Earth to get the duo's help to get back with his girlfriend. In the eighth-season finale, he helps the park gang fight Anti-Pops and Streaming.

Lemon Chef[edit]

Lemon Chef
First appearanceJust Set Up The Chairs (2010)
Last appearanceExit 9B (2012) (cameo)
SpeciesHuman/Bacon/Lemon Hybrid
HomeVideo Games

The Lemon Chef is a video game character with a lemon for a head. He appears in "Just Set Up the Chairs", where he is summoned by Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips to fight the Destroyer of Worlds. He returns in "Exit 9B" where he again fights the revived Destroyer of Worlds and wins.

Guardian of the Friend Zone[edit]

The Guardian of the Friend Zone (voiced by Wayne Knight) is a talking asteroid who appears in "Meteor Moves". He became like this in the first place because he lost his chances with his previous girlfriends. He traps Mordecai and Margaret in the Friend Zone because of Mordecai missing many opportunities to kiss Margaret due to him constantly doubting himself and did not want to see Mordecai end up the same way that he did. Afterwards, he helps convince Mordecai to finally kiss Margaret and he gives him another chance.


Anti-Pops/Malum Kranus[edit]

First appearanceThe Dream Warrior (2016) (cameo)
Last appearanceA Regular Epic Final Battle : The Power (2017)
Voiced byRobert Englund
SpeciesEvil Lollipop
FamilyPops (brother) (deacesed)
  • Lolliland (formerly)
  • Anti-Pops' Ship (formerly)

Anti-Pops (voiced by Robert Englund) is an evil and powerful version of Pops with the ability to erase a person or anything from existence, including an armada of bounty hunters. He was first introduced the Season 8 episode "The Dream Warrior", where he sent a nightmare alien to go inside Pops' dream and question him about his location. In "The Ice Tape" it is revealed that he is in fact the evil twin brother of Pops and that he must kill him to ensure the destruction of the universe. In the episode "Kill 'Em with Kindness" Pops tries to settles things peacefully with Malum Kranus but fails as he shows no mercy towards Pops. After he follows them to Pops' home planet, and engages Pops in an epic battle while his henchmen fight the park gang. Pops attempts to ends thing peacefully, but with little success. Streaming (who still has a score to settle with the Disc Masters) also arrives to aid him in the fight against Pops and the park workers. In the end, the brothers are killed when Pops sacrifices himself by flying them both into the sun, with Malum Kranus showing some form of emotion before his destruction.

Garrett Bobby Ferguson[edit]

Garrett Bobby Ferguson
First appearanceHigh Score (2011)
Last appearanceCan you Ear Me Now? (2016) (cameo)
Voiced bySam Marin
SpeciesGiant Floating Face
ChildrenGarrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. (desceased)

Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr. (GBF Sr.) (voiced by Sam Marin) is a giant floating head from outer space who is based on the video gamer Billy Mitchell. He first appeared in the episode "High Score" and at one point was the universal record holder for an arcade game called "Broken Bonez" before exploded in a fit of rage when Mordecai and Rigby beat his high score. He is basically one of Mordecai and Rigby's most formidable enemies and really hates them. He is a very good liar, as seen in "High Score" saying that he devoted his life to the game "Broken Bonez" and that he played it too much his wife left him, but when Mordecai and Rigby intentionally lose the game so GBF can win, he says, "Thank you. Ha, ha, ha. Thank you for being so dumb", revealing that he didn't devote his whole life to the game saying that it was just a hobby and he never had a wife. Mordecai and Rigby along with a crowd of people make him lose by chanting the words "broken bones", and he gives in. The game kept going and GBF desperately tried to sabotage them by trying to get them away from the game, but fails and has his fit of rage. His head blows up, with brain goo coming out. Contrary to his statement about not having a wife, it was revealed in the episode "Exit 9B" that he had a son who attempted to bring back his father along with other deceased villains to have their revenge, yet the park workers and their allies managed to send Garrett Bobby Ferguson and the other villains back into the afterlife, taking his son with him. GBF makes a cameo as a pixelated sprite in "Expert or Liar" after Rigby makes it to the final question in the game show Expert or Liar. When Rigby wins the show, he punches the show's host, Bert Coleman, into the GBF clone's mouth, which kills the host after the GBF clone explodes. GBF appears in the online game "Dimensional Drift", once again as the main villain.

A lawsuit was filed by Billy Mitchell, a notorious gamer who is a cheater. In 2015, Both Cartoon Network and Regular Show was sued, but it was thrown out.


First appearancePrankless (2012)
Last appearanceChilli Cook Off (2016)
Voiced byKurtwood Smith
SpeciesVending Machine
OccupationPark Manager
SpouseUnkown Wife
ChildrenUnkown son

Gene (voiced by Kurtwood Smith) is Benson's rival who appears to be a green vending machine. He is in charge of a nearby park named East Pines. Gene's first appearance is in the episode "Prankless", which details two separate prank wars to destroy Benson's park for reasons never explained, both of which were thwarted by Muscle Man. He makes a reappearance in the half-hour special "The Christmas Special", but as a protagonist, helping Benson out willingly due to his own love of the holiday of Christmas and it is also revealed that he has a family. He also makes a cameo appearance in the episode "Dodge This", in which he and his workers are a team and compete against Benson's dodgeball team ("Benson's Ballers"). He made another appearance in "Thomas Fights Back" where he steals the park's statue, but the park gang managed to take back the statue with Thomas' help. Gene makes additional appearances in the episodes "Park Managers Lunch", "The Parkie Awards", and "Chili Cook-Off".


Susan (voiced by April Stewart) was a park manager who appeared in "Benson Be Gone". She replaces Benson after being fired by Mr. Mallard, but is later revealed to be a demon. When she got angry at the employees, she turned into a giant and was killed by a hobo named Leon who was a former park manager. She returns in "Exit 9B" as one of the many villains that GBF Jr. revives, but only appears as her giant counterpart and fought against the baby ducks in their giant form. Susan is defeated by the duck giant in their encounter.


Chong (voiced by Sam Marin) is the antagonist in "Stick Hockey". He is Benson's nemesis since he chopped the head of Benson's apprentice, Dave, ten years ago. Whenever somebody lost to him, he would chop off their heads or other body parts. In the end, he lost to Benson. He later makes a cameo in "The Thanksgiving Special". Chong also appears in an online game "Fist Punch 2" as the boss.

Capicola Gang[edit]

The Capicola Gang is a trio of evil anthropomorphic animatronic animals from The Fun Fun Zone, a place that became corrupted after the Park workers won a pair of fuzzy dice (which, unknown to them, had uncut diamonds in them) for Pops' birthday in the episode "Fuzzy Dice". The Capicola gang attempted to escape with the dice after they took them from the park workers, which leads to a car chase to the harbor. After Louie exposes their crime (to the Leader Bear's annoyance), they attempted to kill them to take back the dice only for them to be destroyed by the FBI. It took a lot of firepower to bring them down. They reappear in the episode "Steak Me Amadeus", in which it is revealed that they survived the confrontation and plotted revenge on the park workers for foiling their evil crime and sold fake Amadeus Dollars to Pops, which Mordecai used to pay for a date with Margaret at the titular restaurant. They appear at the same restaurant and are confronted by the park gang and two FBI agents for selling the fake Amadeus Dollars, beginning a gun battle between them against the groundskeepers and the agents (which they temporally stop to let a tearful Margaret pass through) until Amadeus Martinez, the restaurant's owner, shoots a Bazooka at them, finally destroying them for good. They share a resemblance to the characters from the popular game series Five Nights at Freddy's and the popular kids entertainment center Chuck E. Cheese.

Capicola Gang Leader[edit]

Capicola Gang Leader
First appearanceFuzzy Dice (2012)
Last appearanceCan you Ear Me Now? (2016) (cameo)
Voiced byJohn Cygan
SpeciesRobotic Bear

The Capicola Gang Leader (voiced by John Cygan) is an unnamed robot bear who is the leader of the Capicola Gang. He was severely damaged after the FBI shot him down after a lot of firepower. He was destroyed by Amadeus in "Steak Me Amadeus" with a bazooka after he insults college education.


Louie (voiced by Mark Hamill) is a robot beaver who is a member of the Capicola Gang, and is the only member to have a name. He was destroyed by Amadeus in "Steak Me Amadeus" with a bazooka.


The Duck (voiced by Dawnn Lewis) is an unnamed robot duck who is a member of the Capicola Gang. She was destroyed by Amadeus in "Steak Me Amadeus" with a bazooka.

Klorgbane the Destroyer[edit]

Klorgbane the Destroyer
First appearanceFists of Justice (2012)
Last appearanceSkips' Story (2014)
Voiced byTroy Baker
SpeciesBaby Demon

Klorgbane the Destroyer (voiced by Troy Baker) is Skips' main rival who has appeared in "Fists of Justice" and later "Skips' Story" in a memory of Skips which happened chronologically before "Fists of Justice". He went to school with Skips (under his name Walks) and was the Guardians of Eternal Youth's evil brother. When Walks decided to defeat him, the Guardians and Gary made the Fists of Justice, immortal gauntlets powerful enough to defeat Klorgbane. In their first fight, Klorgbane killed Mona, Walks' girlfriend. He returned in "Fists of Justice" and was defeated by Mordecai and Rigby because Skips was injured. During the fight, one of the guardians, Archibald, was killed. Klorgbane also appears as a boss and enemy of the online games "Cupcakes of Doom", "Dance of Doom" and "Fist Punch 2".

Death Bear[edit]

Death Bear
First appearanceDeath Bear (2012)
OccupationZoo Animal
Death Bear
HomeAbandoned Zoo (formerly)
National Park (currently)

The Death Bear is a bear who wears a pickelhaube and a red cape around his neck. He is the villain in the episode "Death Bear." 15 to 20 years prior of the episode, he was a regular bear living in the Park Zoo. One day, he attacked and killed his trainer. The zoo was forced to close down, but Death Bear would not leave. He roamed around the zoo, growing more evil over the years, and surviving by breaking into people's homes and eating them and their food. After Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen encounter him, he chases them back to the house where they call Animal Control to help subdue him. Despite overwhelming the soldiers, he was eventually tranquilized by Mordecai and taken away at the end of the episode. Death Bear also appears in an online game "Fist Punch 2" as an enemy.

Rich Steve[edit]

Rich Steve (voiced by Travis Willingham) is a greedy, selfish, arrogant and wealthy evil businessman who wants everything he wants by taking them forcefully, and is the main villain of "Benson's Suit". He came to a tailor's suit shop for a deal of the combat suit they need in exchange of above $10. Apparently, Rich tricked the tailor because he didn't promised to pay the suit maker above $10, thus the tailor refused to give the suit until he had a money above $10. However, Rich forcefully takes the suit by sacrificing his own man to kill the tailor and commit suicide themselves, but only the suit lives and manage to escape from Rich. Sometime later, they found out that the suit is now worn by Benson and wants him to give up the suit. However, Benson refused because he had no heart to care for the suit. Even though he brought his army to kill Benson, Benson and the suit's bonds are too powerful and Rich ended up killing himself.

Huge Head[edit]

Huge Head (voiced by Robin Atkin Downes) is a lollipop man like Pops, except he is younger, has stubbly hair, and has a much bigger head. He is a villain who first appears in "Really Real Wrestling". On his way to the City Arena Center, Huge Head is run over by Pops's flying car, and then Pops unintentionally steals his place for a pro-wrestling bout. For doing so, Huge Head plans to steal Pops's identity as revenge. He eventually returned in the episode "Men in Uniform" where it is revealed that he has been stalking and plotting revenge against Pops for the last four years. However his "plotting" mostly consisted of him hiding in the bushes while saying "Wait! Not yet...". Eventually he would finally get his chance to attack Pops when an Ugly Hole was formed from some hideous uniforms merging. However, when he attacked Pops, he soon realized that he was being sucked into the hole as well for being so hideous, but planned to drag Pops along with him. Luckily, he was stopped by Muscle Man who was also being sucked into the hole, but instead hit Huge Head, which sent him into the Ugly Hole. However, his head was too big and ended up getting stuck between dimensions, leaving him as a large floating head floating in midair. Fortunately for Huge Head and the park, this proved to be quite beneficial for both of them as his freaky appearance drew in much attention to the park and to Huge Head as well, who was driven to joyful tears upon finally getting the fame and attention he so dearly desired. He is seen again in the episode "The Key to the Universe", but is already dead as his head is now a skeleton and is still floating in midair.

Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.[edit]

Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.
First appearanceExit 9B (2012)
Last appearanceThe Real Thomas : An Intern Special (2014) (in a flashback)
Voiced byRoger Craig Smith
SpeciesGiant floating face
FamilyGarrett Bobby Ferguson (father)

Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. (Voiced by Roger Craig Smith) is the main villain in "Exit 9B". He is the son of video gamer Garrett Bobby Ferguson, posing as a Contractor to turn the Park into a highway for the purpose of invoking a summon spell to bring his father and dozens of other villains, most of them killed by Mordecai and Rigby, back from the afterlife. He is first seen attacking the park gang (except Mordecai and Rigby, who both escaped through a time machine) with a stun gun that brainwashes its targets. Luckily, the groundskeepers all get their memory back and reunite thanks to Mordecai and Rigby. When his henchmen capture the park workers, GBF Jr. and the resurrected villains prepare to take revenge by killing them. However, Skips summons the Guardians of Eternal Youth and other friends, who free them, and a battle begins. With the help of their allies, the park workers are able to defeat their revived enemies. After the remaining villains are sent back through portal they emerge from, GBF Jr. self-destructs in the same way his father did after being shunned by him.


Natalia "Natalie" (voiced by Laura Bailey) is the main antagonist of "The Real Thomas" and a Russian agent like Thomas (whom she calls by his real name, Nikolai). Under the alias of a preschool teacher named Natalie, she dates Benson when her group have begun the final phase of their plan. However, to Thomas' shock, Natalia reveals their goal to destroy the park and intended to have park gang killed. But Thomas helps his friends save the park while Natalia is assumed dead after being swallowed by a whale after being knocked from the helicopter to the ocean below.

Jackie Carmichael[edit]

Jackie Carmichael (voiced by Jennifer Hale) is a lady cyborg from the future (resembling a T-1000) who disguises as a sweet young lady. She first appeared in "1000th Chopper Flight Party" when she was trying to convince Frank (Margaret's father) to place her as his best person. She later appeared in "Local News Legend" as a news woman working in Frank's news company. Her true identity was eventually revealed to Margaret, battling to see who gets a free weekly statement. But although her physical body was destroyed by a bullet, her virus continued progressing at the end of the episode. Despite this, she is not seen again in later episodes.


Internet (voiced by Roger Craig Smith as Internet and Keith David as Streaming) is a Wi-Fi computer robot created by DVD to seek revenge against his father. After they kill Betamax, Ampex Quadruplex, and Floppy Disc, Internet betrays DVD and kills his father when they try to reconcile, deeming both Laserdisc and DVD obsolete and declaring streaming, P.C.s, laptops, and tablets to be the future. Using the universal remote, the Disc Masters were able to defeat Internet by directing everyone on the battlefield to target the Wi-Fi server tower that's powering him, shutting him down. However, Internet survives and vows to return, planning to make streaming the future. When the park gang travel to Planet Nielsen to find the Seer, they discover it is under Internet's control (who is now upgraded to Streaming and now has a more powerful form) and they fight their way through Nielsen against Streaming and his stream box bots with the help from HD-DVD, Blu-Ray, Reel-to-Reel, and Black-and-White. Although the park gang, HD-DVD, and Blu-Ray manage to escape, Reel-to-Reel and Black-and-White are killed by Streaming. In the final season finale, he and the stream box bots assist Anti-Pops and his henchmen in the fight between Pops and the park gang and upgrades himself to a more powerful form with the help of his minions, but is defeated by the combined forces of the park gang, Guardians of Eternal Youth, Party Horse, HD-DVD, Blu-ray, Baby Ducks, Carter and Briggs, Gary, Death, and the Guardian of Lolliland.

Stream Box Bots[edit]

The Stream Box Bots are robots that resemble stream boxes and are Streaming's troops. In "Meet the Seer", when the park gang travel to Planet Neilson, they encounter some of the robot, who become hostile upon recognizing the Disc Masters. They continue to attack the park gang, Reel-to-Reel, Black-and-White, HD-DVD, and Blu-ray until Streaming joins the fight. They and Streaming join Anti-Pops in the fight between Pops and the park gang where they fuse with Streaming and upgrade him to a much stronger form.

Ancient Order of the VHS[edit]

The Ancient Order of the VHS is an evil organization whose goal is to destroy all laserdiscs and laserdisc players in the world to prevent them from interfering with their products. Following their reign of terror, only one laserdisc and laserdisc player survived. After discovering the remaining laserdisc, Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and Hi-Five Ghost (later revealed to be the four Disc Masters) encounter SP and LP, the leaders of the VHS and try to get them to watch VHS instead of laserdisc but are ignored. They later reveal themselves to the Disc Masters, Archie, and the Guardians of Obsolete Formats after the Disc Masters have obtained the last laserdisc player. A battle begins between the Disc Masters and the Guardians against the Order for the remaining laserdisc player, with the Guardians having the upper hand until the VC-Arbitrator arrives and overpowers them, killing the guardian 8-Track in the process. The Disc Masters transform Archie into the Laserdisc Guardian who takes out the Order and the VC-Arbitrator.

SP and LP[edit]

SP and LP (Voiced By Steve Blum and Richard Doyle) are the leaders of the Ancient Order of the VHS. They are killed by the Laserdisc Guardian.


The VC-Arbitrator (voiced by Steven Blum) is VHS player-headed robot created by the Ancient Order of the VHS to help destroy the last laserdisc player. After it kills 8-track, it is destroyed by the Laserdisc Guardian.


David (voiced by Troy Baker) is Gary's half brother who took over Synthos after Gary's disappearance and forbids anything challenging. After Mordecai and Rigby foolishly tamper with Gary's synthesizer, they and Skips are sent to Synthos to repair it. David, refusing to let them revive his half brother, attempts to rocket them into the sun, but they escape with the help of Gary's synthesizer. Skips holds off David long enough for Mordecai and Rigby to revive Gary, who challenges David to a battle that ends with David being flown into the sun, while his disc was destroyed by two people who hated him to prevent his reconstruction.

Richard Buckner[edit]

Richard Buckner (voiced by J. G. Quintel) is a parody of then-businessman and future U.S. President Donald Trump. Aside from being a rich businessman, he had a main purpose in life: to have Thanksgiving all by himself. In "The Thanksgiving Special", Richard wanted to win the prized turducken from the Thanksgiving Song Contest, so he entered the contest with a song he paid a lot of people to sing (although most of them weren't even musicians): "Chewing On Freedom". Just as he was about to win the turducken, to his dismay, Mordecai and Rigby came in with their own Thanksgiving song: "What Are You Thankful For?". Richard was so disappointed that their song was better than his own, so he decided to steal the turducken from them since Farmer Jimmy wouldn't let him buy it. When Mordecai and Rigby caught up to him, he revealed that he didn't want to win the turducken so he could eat it, he wanted the golden wishbone from inside it, due to the fact that it actually grants wishes. He hired thousands of people to help him with his business, but no-one ever thanked him in return because they spent time with their families. So he planned to use the golden wishbone to have Thanksgiving to himself, and receive the thanks that he always wanted. Mordecai and Rigby wouldn't let him get away with it, so there was a quarrel between the three (with help from their friends) on Richard's blimp until they are kicked out of the blimp by Richard, who didn't know they had swapped the wishbone with the spoons Rigby used for their performance. Richard realized he had been tricked, and he was killed when his blimp was destroyed after it crashed into a bridge. The duo then use the wishbone to return to the park safely.

The F.E. (Chuck)[edit]

Chuck "the F.E." (Iron Stomach) (voiced by Roger Craig Smith) was the main antagonist in "Weekend at Benson's". He is Audrey's ex-boyfriend and the creator of the Mississippi Queen, a spicy cocktail drink, which he made Benson drink.


The Geese (voiced by Fred Tatasciore and Steven Blum) are the villains in "A Bunch of Full Grown Geese". After Mordecai and Rigby unsuccessfully try to get rid of them, they call the baby ducks to help them and they fight in their giant forms. Mordecai, Rigby, and the baby ducks successfully defeat the geese, who swear revenge before their destruction. They return in "Brilliant Century Duck Special" (apparently revived somehow) where they are hired by businessmen to destroy the park for a toy company. The park gang and baby ducks engage them in a space battle. Despite help from their allies, the geese overpower them, but when they learn they are assigned to play as the bad guys (which they did not like), they turn on their bosses and help the park gang defeat the businessmen. Afterwards, the baby ducks and geese formed a truce.


KILITDJ3000 (voiced by Courtenay Taylor) is an evil supercomputer who controls the KILIT radio station and appears in "K.I.L.I.T. Radio". After being activated, it turns rogue and forces everyone out except Donny G, who is forced to work as a janitor. When Muscle Man tries to get the song he wrote for Starla on the radio, the computer wouldn't let him do so, as playing the tape will activate its self-destruct program. He, Mordecai, and Rigby are able to convince Donny G to help stop the computer, but it soon discovers what they are up to. Despite its attempts to stop them (wounding Donny G in the process), it is defeated when Donny G plays Muscle Man's tape and causing the radio station to explode while the trio escape (although Donny G had somehow survived it).

Sacred Animals[edit]

The Sacred Animals (voiced by Fred Tatasciore) are spirit animals who reside in a sacred ground in the mountains and appear in "Blind Trust". After Benson angers them, he, Mordecai, and Rigby are forced to run from them, relying on each other's trust until they are forced to make a risky jump from a high cliff to escape from the leader. They share a resemblance to the Alaskan animal spirits of the Walt Disney Animation Studios animated movie Brother Bear.


Moose (voiced by Fred Tatasciore) is the leader of the sacred animals. After Benson angers him and the other sacred animals, he attempts to kill them for trespassing. The trio manage to escape from him by trusting one other and jumping from a high cliff. Impressed by how much they trust each other, he decides to let them go if they manage to survive the fall (in which they do).


First appearancePeeps (2011)
Voiced byRichard McGonagle
SpeciesGiant Floating Eyeball

Peeps (voiced by Richard McGonagle) is a giant floating eyeball who apparently runs the surveillance company that's named after him. Benson bought his products to keep Mordecai and Rigby from slacking off, but they manage to constantly evade him, causing Benson to accidentally summon him to the park to watch over everybody and as a result, he cannot leave until they die (due to the contract that Benson signed without even reading it). After spooking everyone with his gazes, Mordecai challenges him to a staring contest in which Peeps must leave if Mordecai wins, but if Peeps wins, he will harvest their eyes. However, Peeps cheats using numerous eyes but Rigby cheats back using a laser light that causes him to lose the staring contest, setting him on fire and crashing into the lake. He is blinded in the process, and is last seen taken to the hospital.

Hot Dogs[edit]

Hot Dogs
First appearanceMeat Your Maker (2010)
Last appearanceExit 9B (2012) (cameo)
Voiced by
  • Tim Curry
  • J.G. Quintel
  • Sam Marin
  • Mark Hamill
  • William Salyers (only in Exit 9B)

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Regular Show

Regular Show follows the lives of best friends Mordecai and Rigby, whose lazy afternoon adventures always seem to be interrupted by zombies and misadventures with their gang of friends Benson, Pops, Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost, Skips, Thomas, Margaret and Eileen or sometimes even dealing with Death himself.

Starring: J Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin, Mark Hamill


Regular Show follows the lives of best friends Mordecai and Rigby, whose adventures always seem to be interrupted by zombies and misadventures with their gang of friends or sometimes even dealing with Death himself.

The Power
1. The Power

Mordecai & Rigby find a mysterious keyboard that allows them to do anything they...

Just Set Up the Chairs
2. Just Set Up the Chairs

Mordecai and Rigby get distracted while setting up chairs for a kids birthday pa...

Caffeinated Concert Tickets
3. Caffeinated Concert Tickets

Mordecai & Rigby make a deal with a Coffee Bean to help them stay awake to work ...

Death Punchies
4. Death Punchies

Rigby learns an ultimate karate move and becomes the bully of the park.

Free Cake
5. Free Cake

Mordecai and Rigby throw Skips a surprise birthday party in order to get free cake.

Meat Your Maker
6. Meat Your Maker

After Rigby causes the guys to get locked in a meat locker, he must get help fro...

Grilled Cheese Deluxe
7. Grilled Cheese Deluxe

Mordecai and Rigby lie about being astronauts in order to cut in line at a resta...

The Unicorns Have Got to Go
8. The Unicorns Have Got to Go

In order to impress Margret and ask her out, Mordecai hangs with a bunch of punk...

Prank Callers
9. Prank Callers

Mordecai and Rigby try and prank the Master Prank Caller to be the best prank ca...

10. Don

Rigby’s estranged accountant brother comes back to help save the park from an au...

Rigby's Body
11. Rigby's Body

After Rigby eats an excessive amount of junk food, his body quits on him, leavin...

Mordecai and the Rigbys
12. Mordecai and the Rigbys

After lying about having an awesome band, Mordecai and Rigby must get help from ...

Ello Gov'nor

After watching a scary movie about a British Taxi, the guys have to help Rigby overcome his fears.

It's Time

Mordecai and Rigby get in a fight over Margaret, and Mordecai sends them traveling through time by destroying all the clocks.

Appreciation Day

By trying to change Benson’s opinion of them, Mordecai and Rigby accidentally create lots of work for themselves.


Benson gets surveillance cameras to keep track of Mordecai and Rigby on the job.


M and R help Pops get over his fear of public speaking.

My Mom

Mordecai and Rigby are forced to work under Muscle Man and endure his repetitive jokes.

High Score

Mordecai and Rigby need to find a new TV in order to defeat the hardest video game ever.

Rage Against the TV

Mordecai and Rigby try to get good at an arcade game at the coffee shop to earn some respect.

Party Pete

Mordecai and Rigby look for help when their awesome house party turns lame.

Brain Eraser

Benson gets demoted and has to work with Mordecai and Rigby.

Benson Be Gone

Mordecai sees Pops naked and goes on a quest to unsee what he has seen.

But I Have a Receipt

When a bad game ruins game night, M & R attempt to return it to a not-so-pleasant store manager.

This is My Jam

Rigby gets a terrible, terrible song stuck in his head and will go to any lengths to get it out.

Muscle Woman

Mordecai & Rigby attempt to get Muscle Man and his girlfriend back together, until she begins to fall for Mordecai.

Temp Check

Rigby hires a temp to do his work but gets jealous when the temp becomes tight with Mordecai.


Rigby must figure out how to unjinx himself without talking.

See You There

Mordecai and Rigby find out that everyone has been invited by Muscle Man to High Five Ghost’s birthday party except them. They decide to go anyway.

Do Me a Solid

Mordecai owes Rigby big time when he agrees to go on a double date with him.

Grave Sights

Mordecai and Rigby want to earn a day off, and in the process, they battle some angry zombies.

Really Real Wrestling

Mordecai and Rigby want to go see wrestling, but they have to take care of Pops.

Over the Top

Skips accidentally kills Rigby and has to arm wrestle Death to get him back.

The Night Owl

Mordecai and Rigby go to unbelievable lengths to beat Muscle Man and High Five Ghost in a radio contest to win a car.

A Bunch of Baby Ducks

Mordecai and Rigby come across a family of ducks living in a fountain at the park and take quite a shine to them.

More Smarter

Rigby gets sick of Mordecai making fun of him for not having a high school diploma so he takes a formula that will make him smarter.

First Day

Mordecai and Rigby play Rock, Paper, Scissors for a chair.

Go Viral

Challenged by Muscle Man, Mordecai and Rigby want to create the most popular viral video of all time.


Rigby gets sprayed by a skunk and has to get rid of the smell.

Karaoke Video

Mordecai and Rigby need to get an embarrassing tape from the Karaoke bar before their friends see it.

Stick Hockey

After Benson unjustifiably throws out Mordecai and Rigby’s stick hockey table, he feels guilty and tries to help them get it back.

Bet to Be Blonde

Rigby wins a bet with Mordecai and makes him get a blonde perm.

Skips Strikes

Skips reveals himself to be an excellent bowler, until he realizes he has to bowl Death’s team.

In the House

Rigby eggs the wrong house and gets cursed by a wizard.

Creepy Doll/Death Metal Crash Pit

Mordecai and Rigby discover an old Victorian Doll that Pop’s has not played with or seen since he was a child and unwittingly unleash its pent up rage against him. Muscle Man and High Five Ghost want to crash an old RV into a pit, but it’s haunted by an 80s death metal band.

Camping Can Be Cool

Mordecai tries to prove to Margaret that camping is cool.

Slam Dunk

Mordecai needs access to the computer so he and Rigby challenge Muscle Man and High Five Ghost to a basketball game for a week’s worth of computer time.

Cool Bikes

Mordecai and Rigby want cool bikes because if their bikes are cool, then they are cool.

House Rules

Mordecai and Rigby are sick of Benson’s house rules and want to live without them.

Rap It Up

Mordecai and Rigby don’t want Pops to be called a loser so they say that they’ll join him in a rap battle.


Mordecai and Rigby make a bet with Margaret and Eileen that they can get a girl’s phone number by cruising.

Under the Hood

Mordecai and Rigby need to get rid of graffiti in the park.

Weekend at Benson's

Mordecai and Rigby accidentally knock out Benson and try to cover it up.

Fortune Cookie

Rigby swaps fortune cookie fortunes with Benson.

Think Positive

Pops orders Benson to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.

Skips vs. Technology

Skips wants to help Mordecai and Rigby with their computer problems.

Butt Dial

Mordecai pocket dials an embarrassing message on Margaret’s phone.


Mordecai wants to win a hat for Rigby.

Gut Model

Muscle Man becomes a model.

Video Game Wizard

Mordecai and Rigby enter a video game tournament to win a video game controller.

Big Winner

Mordecai and Rigby give Muscle Man a lottery ticket for his birthday.

The Best Burger in the World

Mordecai and Rigby have to finish their chores before they can have burgers.


Mordecai and Rigby find out that Benson is going to replace them and have to figure out a way to stop it.

Trash Boat

Rigby changes his name so that he can be cooler.

Fists of Justice

Mordecai and Rigby have to do all of Skips’ duties for the day.

Yes Dude Yes

Mordecai wants to find a new girl to get over Margaret.

Busted Cart

Mordecai and Rigby bust up the cart while doing stunts and have to figure out a way to fix it.

Dead at Eight

Mordecai and Rigby have to babysit Death’s kid.

Access Denied

Mordecai and Rigby want to go to Margaret’s birthday party at an exclusive club.

Muscle Mentor

Rigby gets mentored by Muscle Man.

Trucker Hall of Fame

Mordecai and Rigby have to help Muscle Man get to the Big Rig Museum to spread his dad’s hat's ashes.

Out of Commission

Mordecai and Rigby have one last day with the cart before they have to get rid of it.

Fancy Restaurant

Muscle Man has to impress his girlfriend’s parents at a fancy dinner.


Mordecai and Rigby want to fix a lock on Margaret’s diary before she gets back from a weekend trip.

The Best VHS in the World

Mordecai and Rigby have to return an overdue VHS to the store so they won’t be banned from renting new movies.


The guys want to win a prank war with a rival park.

Death Bear

Mordecai and Rigby want to get a picture in death bear’s cage to impress Margaret and Eileen.

Fuzzy Dice

Everyone wants to give Pops some fuzzy dice for his birthday.

Sugar Rush

Mordecai and Rigby have to pick up the donuts for the morning meeting.

Bad Kiss

Mordecai finally makes his move and tries to kiss Margaret.

Exit 9B

Mordecai and Rigby are the only ones who can save the park after everyone gets brain washed.

Starter Pack

Mordecai and Rigby want to stop Muscle Man from messing with Thomas.

Payback/Party Bus

Mordecai and Rigby are driving to a Halloween party and tell scary stories to pass the time.

Wallpaper Man

Mordecai and Rigby are driving to a Halloween party and tell scary stories to pass the time.

Pie Contest

Mordecai and Rigby want to prove to Benson that they can be judges at the pie contest.

150-Piece Kit

Benson wants to prove that he performed a famous drum solo.

Bald Spot

Muscle Man wants to hide his bald spot at all costs.

Guy's Night

Pops wants to beat the milk challenge to prove he’s one of the guys.

One Pull Up

Rigby needs to do one pull-up so he can pass the park physical.

The Christmas Special

Mordecai and Rigby have to destroy a gift for Santa to save Christmas.

T.G.I. Tuesday

Mordecai, Rigby and Eileen want to celebrate Margaret’s new internship before she has to quit the coffee shop.

Firework Run

Mordecai, Rigby and Muscle Man have to get fireworks for an event at the park because they used the ones Benson got.

The Longest Weekend

Muscle Man has to make it through a week without contacting Starla.

Sandwich of Death

Mordecai and Rigby have to find a cure for the Death Sandwich before Benson dies.

Ace Balthazar Lives

Mordecai and Rigby want to reunite the lead guitarist of Adrenaline with his band.

Do or Diaper

Mordecai has to kiss Margaret by the end of the week or else wear a diaper.


Skips has to tell his cousin Tips to stop telling bad jokes.


Mordecai and Rigby want to civilize a caveman so that Benson will let him stay at the park.

That's My Television

Mordecai and Rigby want to help their favorite 80’s sitcom star escape to the mountains.

A Bunch of Full Grown Geese

Mordecai and Rigby have to get rid of some geese that are causing problems at the park.

Fool Me Twice

Mordecai and Rigby want to win the grand prize on a Japanese game show.

Limousine Lunchtime

Mordecai and Rigby have to clean Maellard’s limo before he gets back from vacation.

Picking Up Margaret

Mordecai wants to give Margaret a ride to the airport.

K.I.L.I.T. Radio

Muscle Man wants a local radio station to play the song he wrote for Starla.

Carter and Briggs

Mordecai and Rigby enter a donut contest to win a cameo on their favorite cop show.

Skips' Stress

Skips has to lower his stress before it kills him.

Cool Cubed

The guys need to unfreeze Thomas’ brain after he chugs a slushy.

Trailer Trashed

Muscle Man’s trailer fails a health inspection and he wants to keep it at all costs.

Meteor Moves

Mordecai wants to finally kiss Margaret at a meteor shower.

Family BBQ

Mordecai wants to get a handshake from Margaret’s dad.

The Last Laserdisc Player

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and HFG want to get a laserdisc player so they can watch the director’s cut of a cult classic.

Country Club

Mordecai and Rigby have to rescue the golf cart from a bunch of rich people at a country club.

Blind Trust

Benson has to trust Mordecai and Rigby to get him down a mountain.

World's Best Boss

The park guys want to give Benson a World’s Best Boss mug.

Last Meal

Muscle Man wants to eat his favorite foods before going on a diet.

Sleep Fighter

The park guys have to help Muscle Man stop fighting in his sleep.

Party Re-Pete

Mordecai and Rigby have to save Benson from an evil party company.

Steak Me Amadeus

Mordecai wants to ask Margaret to be his girlfriend.

Laundry Woes

Mordecai wants to return Margaret’s sweater to her.

Silver Dude

Mordecai and Rigby want to make money for a video game by street performing.

Benson's Car

Mordecai and Rigby have to fix Benson’s car before he finds out they broke its window.

Every Meat Burritos

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Fives want Every Meat Burritos from the Jimbros’ Burritos drive-thru.

Wall Buddy

Mordecai and Rigby have to clean up their room.

A Skips in Time

Mordecai and Rigby have to help Skips return Teenage Skips to the 1700s.

Survival Skills

Mordecai and Rigby have to bring Benson some tortillas.

Killer Bed/Jacked Up-O-Lantern

Each of the park guys want to win a bet by telling the scariest story at a Halloween party.

The Previous Owner

Each of the park guys want to win a bet by telling the scariest story at a Halloween party.


Mordecai and Rigby have to get back a gift that Pops gave them.

Bank Shot

Rigby has to win a bet by beating a guy at basketball bank shots.

Power Tower

Muscle Man wants to win the bodybuilding competition at his gym.

The Thanksgiving Special

The park guys need to get Thanksgiving dinner for their families to save Thanksgiving.

The Heart of a Stuntman

Muscle Man, Rigby, Mordecai and High Fives want to get a stuntman license for Timmy’s birthday party.

New Year's Kiss

Rigby has to stop Mordecai from kissing a girl on New Year’s Eve.

Dodge This

The park guys want to win a dodge ball tournament.

Portable Toilet

Mordecai and Rigby have to get out of a portable toilet.

The Postcard

High Five Ghost wants to reunite with a girl from his past.

Rigby in the Sky with Burrito

Rigby wants to accomplish at least one thing he said he would accomplish before his High School reunion.

Journey to the Bottom of the Crash Pit

The guys need to get the park video camera at the bottom of the crash pit.

Saving Time

Mordecai and Rigby have to reset all the clocks in the park for Daylight Savings Time.

Guitar of Rock

Mordecai and Rigby have to help Benson replace an electric guitar signed by a rock star, or Benson's fired.

Skips' Story

Walks (teenage Skips) wants to fight teenage Klorgbane.

Return of Mordecai and the Rigby's

Mordecai and Rigby want to win an air conditioner in a battle of the bands.

Bad Portrait

Mordecai and Rigby have to re-paint Benson's portrait for a party.

Video 101

Eileen, Mordecai, Rigby, and CJ want to make a music video for Eileen's filmmaking class.

I Like You Hi

Mordecai has to tell C.J. that his text was auto-corrected to say "I like you."

Play Date

Mordecai has to watch Thomas.

Expert or Liar

Rigby wants to redeem himself by winning on "Expert or Liar."

Catching the Wave

Pops wants to catch a wave.

Gold Watch

Benson has to get to work on time so he can win a gold watch.

Paint Job

Mordecai and Rigby have to paint a house.

Take the Cake

Mordecai and Rigby have to deliver a cake to Maellard's birthday party.

Skips in the Saddle

Skips wants to start dating again.

Thomas Fights Back

Thomas Wants to get the park founder's statue back.

Bachelor Party! Zingo!

Skips must plan the perfect bachelor party for his cousin, Quips.

Tent Trouble

Mordecai and Rigby must replace CJ’s expensive tent before she realizes they destroyed it.

Real Date

Mordecai and CJ want to go on a romantic date.

Maxin' and Relaxin'

Mordecai wants to get a mix tape from his parents' house.

New Bro on Campus

High School Muscle Man wants to prove he's cooler than the new kid on campus.

Daddy Issues

C.J. wants to win a "cut the Cheeser's" card at a mini-golf tournament.

Terror Tales of the Park IV

The park guys try to keep Muscle Man awake with scary stories on a long drive so that they can meet his mom.

The End of Muscle Man

The guys want to help Muscle Man finish his bucket list.

Lift With Your Back

Rigby wants to prove to Mordecai that he can earn a paycheck from another job.

Eileen Flat Screen

Rigby wants to set up Eileen's flat screen TV for her.

The Real Thomas: An Intern Special

Rigby thinks Thomas is up to something and wants to stop him.

White Elephant Gift Exchange

The park guys want revenge on Muscle Man for all his terrible gifts.

Merry Christmas Mordecai

Mordecai has to get through a Christmas party with C.J. without messing everything up.

Sad Sax

Mordecai wants to get back together with C.J.

Park Managers' Lunch

The park guys want to make sure Benson gets back safe from his lunch with Gene.

Mordecai and Rigby Down Under

Mordecai and Rigby have to catch a flight to the USA.

Married and Broke

Muscle Man and Starla want to win a game show to pay for their wedding.

I See Turtles

Eileen and the gang want to see baby sea turtles hatch and go into the ocean.

Format Wars II

The Discmasters have to end the Format Wars once and for all.

Happy Birthday Song Contest

Mordecai and Rigby want to win a happy birthday song contest.

Benson's Suit

Benson wants to feel better about himself.

Gamers Never Say Die

Mordecai and Rigby want to find a rare, golden video game patch.

1000th Chopper Flight Party

Mordecai wants to share a piece of cake with C.J.

Party Horse

The guys want to help Party Horse pass his U.S. history test.

Men in Uniform

The park guys want to keep the park open for business.

Garage Door

Mordecai and Rigby have to fix the garage door.

Brilliant Century Duck Crisis Special

The park guys want to get rid of a very large bird in the park.

Not Great Double Date

Margaret has to get through a double date with C.J. and Mordecai.

Death Kwon Do-livery

Mordecai and Rigby want to help save Death Kwon Do sensei's life.

Lunch Break

Mordecai and Rigby want to finish a ten-foot sub.

Dumped at the Altar

The guys have to get Muscle Man married.

Dumptown USA

Benson is going to fire Mordecai if Rigby can’t bring him back from a bizarre land of dudes also known as Dumptown USA.

The Parkie Awards

After Benson doesn’t take home the award for Park Manager of the Year, the guys want to make him feel like a winner.

The Lunch Club

Rigby ruins Maellard’s fancy lunch, and now he or Benson has to write a letter of resignation.

Local News Legend

Margaret really wants to host a weekly segment on the nightly local news.

The Dome Experiment

Benson wants to prove that he was right about the date of the Dome Experiment.

Birthday Gift

Rigby always gives Mordecai the worst birthday gifts, but this year it’s going to be different.

Cat Videos

Mordecai and Rigby have to get Benson to stop watching cat videos.

Struck by Lightning

Muscle Man and High Five Ghost get struck by lightning and can’t remember each other.

Terror Tales of the Park V

The fifth installment of Terror Tales finds Benson trying to spice up the park’s annual Halloween party by renting a wish making machine.

The Return of Party Horse

Mordecai and Rigby want to help their friend Party Horse get back together with his girlfriend.

Sleep Cycle

After staying up for two straight nights watching a movie marathon, Mordecai and Rigby have to get their sleep cycle back on track.

Just Friends

Rigby and Eileen get called away to Don’s black belt ceremony forcing Mordecai and Margaret to hang out alone.

Benson's Pig

Mordecai and Rigby have to take Benson’s new pet pig back to his apartment.

The Eileen Plan

Rigby doesn’t think he’s smart enough for Eileen and decides to go back and finally get his high school diploma.

Hello China

In order to get high school credits, Rigby has to pass a foreign language class taught by Benson in China.

Crazy Fake Plan

Rigby has to create a massively crazy fake plan in order to surprise Eileen for the first time ever.

Win That Prize

Pops wants to go on his favorite game show Win That Prize but instead gets deeply involved in the television industry.

Snow Tubing

Rigby wants Eileen to go snow tubing.

Chili Cook-Off

Benson wants to get some street cred with the Park Managers’ Association and win the big chili cook-off.

Donut Factory Holiday

The guys have to return a VHS copy of their favorite terrible movie or else pay a huge late fee.


Rigby’s high school nemesis returns and threatens to ruin his chances at passing gym class and graduating high school.

Guys Night 2

The guys want to give Thomas an epic Guys Night before he goes into hiding forever.

Gary's Synthesizer

Mordecai and Rigby unplug some cables in an old synthesizer. They have to travel to the planet of Synthos in order to re-connect them and bring Gary back to life.

California King

Rigby wins a king-size bed and throws his trampoline bed in the garbage. But when he realizes that he can’t sleep without his trampoline, he has to go through an elaborate junkyard to find it.

Cube Bros

Muscle Man wants to prove he’s more than just super buff so he gets a job in a corporate office.

Maellard's Package

Mordecai and Rigby have to wait at Maellard’s mansion and get a very important delivery.

Rigby Goes to Prom

Rigby asks Eileen to prom. But in order to get there, he has to sneak his Dad’s car out of the garage and get it back in one piece.

The Button

The guys have to protect a large red button from being pushed.

Favorite Shirt

Mordecai, Rigby, and High Five Ghost have to somehow get Muscle Man’s favorite shirt back on him before he wakes up.

Marvolo the Wizard

Pops thinks that he’s a wizard trapped in medieval times, and he wants to go back home.

Pops' Favorite Planet

When the guys have to sleep outside for the night, Pops wants to see his favorite planet.

Pam I Am

Benson has a crush on one of the Dome scientists, and he wants to sneak her a bucket of chicken wings so that he can ask her out.

Lame Lockdown

The head scientist puts Mordecai and Rigby on a 24-hour lockdown inside the Dome, but they want to sneak out and see one of their favorite bands.

VIP Members Only

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost want to be VIP members at Cheeser’s.

Deez Keys

Mordecai and Rigby need to make a deal with the scientists to get Benson’s car keys back.

Rigby's Graduation Day Special

Rigby has to give a speech at his high school graduation. The speech will be broadcast live on a TV show called Inspire America, and Rigby wants to make it memorable.

One Space Day at a Time

The guys are now in space.

Cool Bro Bots

Mordecai and Rigby confront robots.

Welcome to Space

The Dome needs repairs.

Space Creds

Mordecai and Rigby want shoes.

Lost and Found

Mordecai and Rigby go get a wallet.

Ugly Moons

Muscle Man vows to prank someone.

The Dream Warrior

The guys help Pops overcome his nightmares.

The Brain of Evil

Mordecai and Rigby have to recapture something they lost.

Fries Night

Benson wants some french fries to overcome his depression.

Spacey McSpaceTree

Rigby has to pass a safety test.

Can You Ear Me Now?

Mordecai and Rigby offend some people.

Stuck in an Elevator

Mordecai and Rigby want to go to a reunion concert.

The Space Race

The guys race in space.

Operation: Hear No Evil

Mordecai and Rigby want to avoid spoilers of their favorite TV show.

Space Escape

The guys have to escape from someone bad.

New Beds

The guys get new beds.

Mordeby and Rigbecai

Mordecai and Rigby mess around with a teleportation machine, and you can pretty much imagine how this one goes.

Alpha Dome

The guys confront some people.

Terror Tales of the Park VI

In Regular Show’s sixth installment of “Terror Tales,” the guys gather in the house on the Dome and tell scary Halloween stories just like ol’ times, only this Halloween, the stories have an extra terrifying, science fiction twist.

The Ice Tape

The guys need to play a very special VHS tape.

The Key to the Universe

The guys learn something super important.

No Train No Gain

The guys help Pops train.

Christmas in Space

The guys celebrate their first Christmas in space by opening presents, eating peppermint bark and telling Christmas stories. Benson wants the stories to be more Christmas-y but the guys keep adding scary elements, which only infuriate their boss.

Kill 'Em with Kindness

Pops wants to be friends with someone.

Meet the Seer

The guys need to talk to someone smart.

Cheer Up Pops

The guys want to cheer up Pops.

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Recap / Regular Show S 01 Ep 05 Free Cake

Free Cake is the 5th episode (overall) and of Season 1 of Cartoon Network's Regular Show.

Mordecai and Rigby decide to throw a surprise party for Skips, who is in the middle of a ritual that ensures his immortality.


  • Birthday Episode: For Skips. And he almost dies in it.
  • Broken Record: "FREE CAKE! FREE CAKE!"
  • Does Not Like Spam: Mordecai and Rigby dislike vanilla cake as they wanted chocolate.
  • Epic Fail: Apparently, there is a Free Store around. But even they can’t give the duo any cake, much to their utter frustration.
  • Gilligan Cut: Mordecai tells Rigby that they can just get free cake by telling Benson that today is their birthday, with them chanting. Cut to Benson casually telling the two that he knows full well that today is neither of their birthdays.
  • MacGuffin: Chocolate cake to Mordecai and Rigby.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: Rigby for interrupting Skips' birthday dance to renew his eternal youth to the Guardians.
  • A Party, Also Known as an Orgy: Muscle Man thinks that Skips’ birthday party will be like this, so he takes off all his clothes in the dark. But Benson yells that it’s not that kind of party, much to Muscle Man’s embarrassment.
  • Precision F-Strike: In British Edits replaced by: "No, Benson's gonna get pissed" was changed to "No, Benson's gonna go ballistic." by original U.S. Version was TV-PG.
  • Paper-Thin Disguise: Rigby's "birthday present" to Skips is just a cracked plate he found in the garbage that he redrew with a marker.
  • Skewed Priorities: Rigby is more upset about GIVING UP THEIR CHOCOLATE CAKE than having Skips die! Mordecai harshly calls him out over this.

Show skips birthday regular

  1. The Power / Just Set Up the Chairs

    “The Power” Mordecai and Rigby bust a hole in the wall and have to fix it before anyone finds out. / “Just Set Up The Chairs” Mordecai and Rigby try to set up the chairs without slacking off to prove to Benson that they aren’t slackers.

    “The Power” Mordecai and Rigby bust a hole in the wall and have to fix it before anyone finds out. / “Just Set Up The Chairs” Mordecai and Rigby try to set up the chairs without slacking off to prove to Benson that they aren’t slackers.

  2. Caffeinated Concert Tickets / Death Punchies

    “Caffeinated Concert Tickets” Mordecai and Rigby work overtime to try and earn enough money to go to a Fist Pump concert. / “Death Punchies” Rigby is sick and tired of losing at punchies to Mordecai, so he decides to do something about it.

    “Caffeinated Concert Tickets” Mordecai and Rigby work overtime to try and earn enough money to go to a Fist Pump concert. / “Death Punchies” Rigby is sick and tired of losing at punchies to Mordecai, so he decides to do something about it.

  3. Free Cake / Meat Your Maker

    Free Cake - Mordecai and Rigby want some cake, but
    lack the money to buy it. Meat Your Maker - Mordecai and Rigby
    have to pick up hot dogs for the annual park BBQ.

    Free Cake - Mordecai and Rigby want some cake, but
    lack the money to buy it. Meat Your Maker - Mordecai and Rigby
    have to pick up hot dogs for the annual park BBQ.

  4. Grilled Cheese Deluxe / The Unicorns Have Got to Go

    “Grilled Cheese Deluxe” Mordecai and Rigby have to replace Benson’s grilled cheese sandwich. / “The Unicorns Have Got to Go” Mordecai blows off playing video games with Rigby to buy a new cologne to attract Margaret.

    “Grilled Cheese Deluxe” Mordecai and Rigby have to replace Benson’s grilled cheese sandwich. / “The Unicorns Have Got to Go” Mordecai blows off playing video games with Rigby to buy a new cologne to attract Margaret.

  5. Prank Caller / Don

    Prank Caller- Mordecai and Rigby try to prove that
    they are the best prank callers ever. Don- Mordecai and Rigby
    have to call in a professional to help the park with its tax

    Prank Caller- Mordecai and Rigby try to prove that
    they are the best prank callers ever. Don- Mordecai and Rigby
    have to call in a professional to help the park with its tax

  6. Rigby's Body / Mordecai and the Rigbys

    Rigby's Body - Mordecai and Rigby argue over the
    benefits of a healthy diet after Rigby eats way too much junk
    food. Mordecai and the Rigbys - Mordecai and Rigby accidentally
    enter into an open mic and have to learn how to play one song
    to avoid embarrassment.

    Rigby's Body - Mordecai and Rigby argue over the
    benefits of a healthy diet after Rigby eats way too much junk
    food. Mordecai and the Rigbys - Mordecai and Rigby accidentally
    enter into an open mic and have to learn how to play one song
    to avoid embarrassment.

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Rigby:Oh man, oh man, oh man oh man! Mordecai, check it out! I found it in the trash in the back. Isn't it cool?
(Rigby brings a cracked plate decorated with a face and words SIMON KIPNER GODFATHER OF THE SOUL PATCH)
Mordecai:Dude, you gotta stop pulling stuff out of the trash. It's unnatural.
Rigby:You're unnatural! Besides, this is different. It's a treasure from the past.
Mordecai:It is a pretty sweet plate.
Rigby: We should put some food on this baby!
Mordecai: Hmm, Hmm. Agreed. You know what would look great on this plate? Chocolate cake!
Rigby: Ahhhhh, Yes! But how can we afford something as good as chocolate cake?
Mordecai: Don't worry, dude. I think I know where we can get one.
(Mordecai and Rigby are at the grocery store)
Mordecai (continued): Check it, dude. Cake mix. Add some water, slap it in the oven, pull that greasy pig out and BAM! You've got yourself a cake, baby.
Rigby: I can't wait to eat that greasy pig. Wait, how much does it cost?
Mordecai: (Looks at the box) A buck fifty.
Mordecai and Rigby: Aaaargh!
Rigby: I told you cake mix is too expensive.
(Mordecai and Rigby go to a wedding)
Doorman: Do you know the bride or the groom?
Mordecai and Rigby: Uuuhhh.
Mordecai: The one with the cake?
(The doorman shuts the door)
Mordecai and Rigby: Ugghhh!!
(Mordecai and Rigby go to the free store)
Cashier at the free store: Yeah, we don't have cakes.
(Mordecai and Rigby groan, scene cuts to the house)
Mordecai: (Sighs) Well, I'm all out of ideas.
Rigby: Ooh! I got it! There's that chocolate cake at the snack bar!
Mordecai: Yeah. But Benson will only let you have it for free if it's your birthday.
Rigby: Who's to say it's not my birthday?
Mordecai: Who's to say it's not my birthday?
Mordecai and Rigby: Free cake! Free cake!
Benson: It's neither of your birthdays.
Rigby: Aw, man! He's killing us with that!
Mordecai and Rigby: (Sadly) No cake. No cake.
Pops: But it is Skips's birthday!
Mordecai and Rigby: Free cake! Free cake!
Benson: But he's really private about it.
Mordecai and Rigby: (Sadly) No cake. No cake.
Benson: Come to think of it, I don't think we've ever had a party for Skips.
Pops: If memory serves, Skips secludes himself in the woods every year on the day of his birth.
Mordecai: So, wait? You guys have never thrown a party for Skips?
Benson: No.
Mordecai: Dude, that sucks! Skips totally deserves a party!
Rigby: (Who interrupts) And cake!
Mordecai: Whenever something goes wrong, it's Skips who fixes it. He's always there for us, no matter what. I bet Skips wants a party, but he's such a quiet guy he doesn't know how to ask! We owe him a party!
Rigby: And also a cake!
Pops: Woo! Good show, jolly good show! Benson, a soiree for Skips, what a crackerjack idea!
Benson: You're right. Fine! If you two get Skips on board, we'll throw a party for him.
Mordecai: Oh, we know how to get him on board.
(We cut back to the house)
Mordecai (continued): Okay! How will we get him on board?
Rigby: Oh, I know! Let's get a van!
(Mordecai and Rigby throw an unconscious Skips into a van)
Rigby (continued): Happy birthday, Skips! BAM! Free cake!
Mordecai: No, dude. That's kidnapping.
Rigby: But we can't just tell him. You heard Benson, Skips isn't into this stuff.
Mordecai: I know, but dude, Skips is cool! We should just go and tell him we gonna throw him a party.
Rigby: Argh, lame!
Mordecai: What? What's wrong with that?
Rigby: Two things: one --- no surprise and two --- no vans!
Mordecai: Ah, that's it!
Rigby: What? Vans?
Mordecai: No! Surprise! Dude, we should throw Skips a surprise party!
Rigby: Dude, that's perfect!
Mordecai: Yeah, I know. 'Cause no one can say NO to a surprise party!
Rigby: 'Cause they can't!
Mordecai and Rigby: Free cake! Free cake!
Skips: No, I don't wanna hang out with you, guys, at 8 o'clock tonight.
Mordecai: Well, then... How about later tonight?
Skips: No! I wanna be left alone!
Mordecai: Argh, man. What would we do now?
Rigby: Dude! Check it! We'd just lie to Benson and get a cake first, and figure out the Skips part later.
Mordecai: Hmm, hmm. Sounds like a cake of the idea to me.
Mordecai and Rigby: Free cake! Free cake!
Mordecai: Skips totally wants a birthday party.
Benson: Really? How did you convince him?
Mordecai: We told him there's gonna be cake.
Rigby: Yeah, he wants an extra-large chocolate one!
Benson: Really?
Mordecai: Yeah. 8 o'clock. His place.
Rigby: But he wants it to be a surprise, so if you see him don't say anything. (Mordecai punches Rigby.) Ow!
Benson: Okay. Here's the key to the cake in a snack bar. I guess I'll see you at 8. BUT IF YOU, MORONS, ARE LYING TO ME, YOU'LL BE ON DISH DUTY FOR A NEXT MONTH!
Mordecai: We did it!
Rigby: Let's eat it!
Mordecai: No! You heard Benson. Do you wanna be on dish duty?
Rigby: Arghhhhhhh, fine! We'll do dish duty.
Mordecai: No, dude. We have to get Skips.
(Mordecai and Rigby walk through the woods. Rigby carries the cake.)
Rigby: Are you sure Skips is even here?
Mordecai: Pops said Skips secludes himself in the woods. Where else should we look? (Rigby's stomach rumbles.) Don't touch that cake.
Rigby: It's a medical emergency!
Mordecai: You just ate a sandwich!
Rigby: Are you a doctor now? Did you go a medical school in a past 5 minutes?
Mordecai: We're saving it for the party, and that's THAT.
(Mordecai takes the cake from Rigby.)
(At Skips' place.)
Benson: Do you see them?
Pops: Not yet!
Benson: Hit a light. It's almost 8 p.m.
Muscle Man: Whooooo! Skips is gonna be so surprised when he comes and sees us totally naked!
Benson: It's not that kind of party, Muscle Man!
Muscle Man: Ohhhh! Don't turn on the lights!
(In the woods.)
Rigby: Ohhhh, man, it's almost 8. We're not gonna find him, let's just eat it!
Mordecai: No. Benson's gonna get pissed, so we shouldn't. (In reruns, the line is changed to 'Benson's gonna get ticked, so we shouldn't.')
Rigby: Benson's gonna get like that no matter what. (Grabs the cake from Mordecai.) Better to have no regrets!
Mordecai: Dude! No! (Grabs the cake back. Rigby jumps on Mordecai trying to get the cake.) RIGBY! GET OFF! (Mordecai throws Rigby off and tries to run away with the cake, but Rigby gets him. They fight over the cake.) Dude! Quit it! You're ruining the cake! (A mysterious sound is heard.) Wait! What's that? Sounds like some kind of weird Aztec ritual... (Mordecai and Rigby stop fighting. While Mordecai was puzzling over the sound Rigby sneakily obtained the cake.) I think it's coming from over there. We should go to check it out.
Rigby: That's funny. Usually, if there's a strange noise in the woods, you don't check it out. Mordecai? (They see Skips jumping around a blue-colored bonfire with a big rattle.) What's Skips doing?
Mordecai: I don't know. But it looks kind of important. Maybe we should leave him alone.
Rigby: What about the cake?
Mordecai: Could you forget about the cake for a minute? Rigby!
(Rigby interrupts Skips.)
Rigby: You're coming with us, Skips!
Skips: What are you doing!!!??? (The bonfire goes out.) Fools! You interrupted my spirit dance! You don't realize what you've done!
(A white pickup lands near them.)
Gary: Skips! You have broken the pact with the Guardians of Youth!
Skips: Gary! You don't have to do this!
Gary: Listen! I'm just doing my job.
(Both teleport into the pickup.)
Mordecai: Wait! Where are you taking him?
Gary: I'm only the chauffeur.
(The pickup leaves.)
Mordecai: Dude! I think we just screwed Skips!
Rigby: And ourselves! No Skips --- no cake!
Mordecai: Come on! We better follow him! (They jump into the trunk. The pickup arrives onto a sandy island in the space.) Dude! What the...
Rigby: Dude! What's with the babies? We've got to get Skips back to the park.
Mordecai: Shh! Shut up!
Gary: Guardians of Eternal Youth! I have brought you the condemned!
Guardian of Eternal Youth: Skips! You have failed to complete the Spirit Dance! And thus the pact you made with us for eternal youth has been broken! Now you shall shrivel into dust and disappear! Forever!
(The Guardians of Eternal Youth blast Skips with energy beams. Skips turns very old and collapses to the ground.)
Mordecai and Rigby: SKIPS!!!!!
(Skips starts crumbling to dust.)
Mordecai: Wait! That's not his fault!
Guardian of Eternal Youth: What's done is done!
Mordecai: But it is our fault! We interrupted the dance before he could finish!
Rigby: Yeah, man! Let him finish that dance thing!
Guardian of Eternal Youth: The decision of the Guardians cannot be overturned!
(Skips continues crumbling to dust.)
Mordecai and Rigby: SKIPS!!!!!
Mordecai: We're sorry, Skips!
Rigby: Yeah, we're sorry!
Mordecai: We just wanna to throw you a surprise party!
Rigby: Yeah! It was going to be really cool. We were gonna eat cake...
Guardian of Eternal Youth: Cake?! Did someone say cake?
Rigby: No! There's no cake!
Guardian of Eternal Youth: Wait, brothers! I smell cake! Do you smell it as well?
Guardian of Eternal Youth 2: I smell cake!
Guardian of Eternal Youth 3: As do I! Cake! Cake!
Mordecai: Wait! You guys like cake?
Guardians of Eternal Youth: Yes! Yes! We love it!
Mordecai: Give me the cake, dude!
Rigby: No way!
(Mordecai grabs the cake from Rigby.)
Mordecai: So, you're telling me you like cake?
Guardian of Eternal Youth: The blue one has cake! Cake! Give us the cake!
Mordecai: Nah! The cake for Skips!
Rigby: Mordecai, what are you doing?!
Mordecai: Dude! Do you want Skips to die on his birthday?
(Skips is almost dead.)
Rigby: All right!
Mordecai: Do we have a deal?
(Guardians of Youth decide to debate a situation.)
Guardian of Eternal Youth: What flavor is it?
Mordecai: Chocolate!
Guardian of Eternal Youth: We have reached a new decision! We will restore Skips' youth in exchange for your cake!
(Mordecai puts the cake on the ground.)
Mordecai: Now change him back!
Guardian of Eternal Youth: Done!
(Skips returns back to normal. Guardians of Youth start smearing themselves with the cake.)
Rigby: Aw, what! They are not even eating it! They're just smushing it on their faces!
Guardian of Eternal Youth: Be gone with you!
(Mordecai, Rigby and Skips disappear and materialize at Skips' place.)
Benson, Pops, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost: Surprise!
Pops: Let the merry making commence! (laughs)
Skips: You guys almost kill me for some cake?
Rigby: Hey, Skips! We've got you a birthday present! (Rigby gives Skips the plate he found in a trash.) It says: SKIPS --- GODFATHER OF SOUL!
Skips: No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before. Thanks!
Benson: So, where's the cake?
Mordecai: Ahh, cake?
Rigby: I don't remember anything about cake.
Mordecai: Me neither.
Rigby: Must be a misunderstanding.
Mordecai: Oh! The cake from the snack bar!
Rigby: Did you wanna that cake for this party?
Mordecai: Ha-ha-ha! Oh, man! I mean what a mix-up, right?
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Rigby: The important thing is we are all together.
Benson: Argh, I knew I couldn't trust you, idiots! You're lucky Pops brought a spare! Happy birthday, Skips!
Mordecai: Ha-ha! Yes! Finally! (Bites a piece of the cake.) Argh! Vanilla...
(The end of 'Free Cake')
(Episode begins with Benson, Pops, and Skips in the kitchen of the house.)
Benson: Everyone ready for the barbecue? How's everything coming, Pops?
Pops: I've been making pies all morning! (laughs and brings out the pies)
Benson: Skips?
Skips: I made Chilli.
Benson: Well I have a little surprise. I was getting excited for the annual barbecue so in addition for putting on this shirt (he is wearing a red shirt that had white flowers on it) I splurged on some Super Extra Premium Grade A Hot Dogs.
Pops: Oh, it's been a while since I had a grilled meat link.
Skips: So where'd you get them?
Benson: I got them online. I spared no expense, I even payed extra for overnight shipping.
Skips: So where are they? Let's throw those babies on the grill.
Benson: I gave them to Rigby.
Skips: Huh?
Pops: Oh, are Mordecai and Rigby grilling already?
Benson: No, no, I just told them to bring them outside. I definitely told them NOT to grill the hot dogs.
(At the picnic area, Mordecai and Rigby are standing around, with Rigby holding the hot dogs.)
Mordecai: Are you sure Benson said we could grill the hot dogs?
Rigby: Benson totally said we could grill the hot dogs.
Mordecai: Sweet!
Rigby: Let's get grilling.
Mordecai: Chillin' and Grillin'!
Mordecai and Rigby: Yeah-yuh!
Mordecai: Whoa, Benson spared no expense! Real ingredients? Dude, these are like luxury hot dogs. (He puts them on the grill) Dude, this thing won't light.
Rigby: I know how to get that baby going. (Takes lighter fluid) Out of my way.
(He puts the lighter fluid on the hot dogs, and starts the grill, continuing to put it on the hot dogs.)
Mordecai: Okay, dude, I think that's good.
Rigby: What?
(The hot dogs catch fire)
Rigby: I got it!
(He takes the tablecloth and puts it on the fire, yet it makes it worse)
(Mordecai screams)
(Mordecai and Rigby take the grill and as fast as they can and Mordecai drops the grill in the water and the burned hotdogs float away.)
Rigby: Aw, man. I guess that's why Benson told me NOT to grill.
Mordecai: WHAT?!
(Mordecai drags the grill back to the picnic area, with the grill dripping wet.)
Rigby: I said I was sorry. Come on, man.
Mordecai: No! No more 'Come on, man's! Benson's gonna totally blame me and it's all your fault! I'm sick of you always getting me into trouble!
Rigby: I just wanted to grill time with my bro. Chillin' and Grillin'.
(Mordecai puts his arms up)
Rigby: No. No, don't.
Mordecai: It's too late. Rigby: Come on, dude. Don't!
Mordecai: It's already in motion.
Rigby: Well, put it out of motion!
Mordecai: You pissed me off.
Rigby: Augh! Dude, no. Look at me! (punches Mordecai) Look at me! (punches him again) Augh! If I fix it, will you stop being mad at me?
Mordecai: Maybe.
Rigby: Fine, I'll fix it. I'll just go get some more hot dogs from the meat locker down in the basement. Benson will never know, okaaaaaaaaay?
Mordecai: Fine. You'd better fix it, though.
(Mordecai and Rigby go down to the meat locker as Rigby opens the doors.)
Mordecai: Augh, I hate going down in the meat locker.
(They both go to meat locker and Mordecai holds the door. Rigby is looking for the hot dogs.)
Rigby: Don't worry, it'll be super quick, man! I'll get the hot dogs, you hold the door.
Mordecai: Fine.
Rigby: Meat, meat, meat, meat.
Mordecai: Hurry up, dude! It's freezing.
Rigby: I can't find them.
Mordecai: Argh! I knew you couldn't fix it!
Rigby: Wait! I think they're on top, but I can't reach.
Mordecai: I'll grab 'em. Come hold the door.
(Rigby goes to hold the door while Mordecai looks for the hotdogs.)
Mordecai: I don't see them.
(Rigby approaches Mordecai.)
Rigby: Did you check over there?
Mordecai: Yeah I already... DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THE DOOR!
Rigby: Oh my gosh! I totally propped it open with some bags of ice! Check it.
(The ice bags fall and the door slams shut. Mordecai gets mad and is about to cross his arms.)
Rigby: Wait! Wait! I can fix it, there's a safety latch!
(Rigby goes to it and begins pulling it.)
Mordecai: Dude, don't force it!
(The latch breaks and Mordecai and Rigby are banging on the door for help.)
Mordecai and Rigby: Benson! Skips! Help! Pops! HELP!!!!!
(Skips, Benson and Pops hang out in the kitchen. Benson and Pops encourage Skips to drink as much Soda as he can.)
Benson and Pops: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahwoooooooo! (Pops cackles)
(Back to the meat locker.)
Mordecai: Arghhhh!!! You did it to me again, man!
Rigby: Don't worry! I'll get us out of this!
(Rigby tries to break the meat locker door window with a big veal leg 10 times.)
Mordecai: Just give it up, dude. I knew you couldn't fix it.
Rigby: Dude, I fix stuff all the time!
Mordecai: No, you don't.
Rigby: What do you mean?!
Mordecai: The cart, the shoes, the party! That other party.
Rigby: Stop right there! You know Muscle Man pushed me!
Mordecai: Muscle Man wasn't even there!
Rigby: Fine, I'll fix it!
Mordecai: You mean, like when you fixed the grill? Or when you fixed the hot dogs by burning them. Or... Oh, no, wait, I know. You mean, like you brought us down and locked us in the freezer to find more hot dogs? Oh, but --- surprise, surprise --- there are no hot dogs!
Rigby: But I can...
Mordecai: No! Don't even say it! Just shut up so I can find a way out of here before we freeze to death. (chills breath)
Rigby: Mordecai, I found the thermostat! I can totally fix it!
Mordecai: (with blocked nose) Oh, no. (looks behinds) WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DRUMSTICK??!!
(Rigby hits a duct with a frozen drumstick, causing the temperature to drop severely. Rigby hops out of the way and Mordecai takes the freezing cold while groaning with anger)
Rigby: Mordecai, I'm sorry! Let me try and fix it!
Mordecai: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'm sick of you saying that! You can't fix this, okay? All you do is mess things up and ruin people's lives!
Rigby: (distressfully) Sorry... I just wanted to help...
Mordecai: Stop pretending like you do anything but get me in trouble! You can't fix anything! And now I'm gonna d-d-die because of you.
(Mordecai puts his arms up)
Rigby: No! (Mordecai crosses them) Dude, don't be mad at me! Mordecai, DON'T DIE MAD AT ME!
(Mordecai turns away)
Mordecai: Too. late...
(Modecai falls to the floor unconscious. Rigby kneels down and touches Mordecai's face.)
Rigby: Mordecai? Mordecai? (Stops touching Mordecai's face) Oh, no! Oh, no! I can fix this! I can fix this! (Walks away and puts Mordecai's legs on his shoulders and drags Mordecai away.) Don't worry, Mordecai! I'm gonna take care of us. You'll see. (Montage goes to Rigby looking for the hot dogs in tall boxes. He doesn't find them and picks up Mordecai's ankles and walks off. Next scene goes to Rigby carrying Mordecai by his neck, and then we see Mordecai's body being pushed off by Rigby. Next scene shows Rigby looking tired and weak, and holding Mordecai by his chest.) How am I doing? Ah, Mordecai? Am I doing all right? (Rigby gently moves Mordecai's head like a puppet and pretends that Mordecai is speaking.) 'Yeah, Rigby, you're doing good!' (Drops Mordecai's body and stumbles on a box with hot dogs.) Hot dogs! I've been looking all over for you!
Hot dog: Please, frozen stranger! Can you free us?
Rigby: Yeah, I can free you. But you gonna have to do something for me. Here's what you gotta do...
(Mordecai is still unconscious, and he dreams about Margaret and him on a island. She is wearing a seashell bikini top and a grass skirt)
Margaret: Hey, Mordecai!
(Mordecai has a muscular body)
Mordecai: Margaret! You look stunning!
Margaret: Spin with me!
Mordecai and Margaret: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Margaret: Oh, Mordecai!
Mordecai: Oh, Margaret!
(A giant Rigby rises up from the sand.)
Rigby: Mordecai! (In a deep manly voice) I'M GONNA FIX IT!
(Mordecai wakes up.)
Mordecai: (groaning) Rigby?
(Mordecai sees the leader hotdog shaking hands with Rigby.)
Rigby: Oh, hey, you're awake! (goes to Mordecai and helps him sit up by putting his hands on his shoulders) Mordecai, Mordecai, I told you I can fix it! (The hotdogs are by Mordecai's legs) While you were dead, I found those talking hot dogs and they gonna help us.
Mordecai: (Weakly) What?
Rigby: They said they know the way out!
Hot dog: It's true. We can guide you out of the meat locker. But only if you will agree to take us to a barbecue where we can be eaten!
Mordecai: What?! You WANT to be eaten?
Hot dog: Yes! It is our destiny to be eaten!
Mordecai: Dude, this is weird. Benson's gonna know these are not the hot dogs he bought. Look at them!
Rigby: No! He won't know! Just trust me! I promise, it'll work out!
Hot dog: Do we have a deal?
(Rigby shakes hot dog's hand.)
Hot dog: It's a deal!
(All hot dogs cheer. A portable cooler appears from the floor. Its cover opens and Rigby peeps in there.)
Rigby: Dude, this is the way out!
(The same cooler appears at the barbecue place.)
Rigby: Dude, they are not here yet! We still have time!
(Rigby, Mordecai and hot dogs come out from the cooler.)
Benson: Man, I can't wait for those hot dogs!
Mordecai: Here they come. This'd better work.
Rigby: It'll work! Just relax!
Benson: Hey, hey!
Rigby: Hey, Benson, I've got the hot dogs right here. I didn't grill 'em, just like you said.
Benson: Oh, boy, this is gonna be the best barbecue ever!
Hot dog: (Jumps up) NOW!
Mordecai: What the...
Benson: What the heck are those...
(Hot dogs attack everyone.)
Rigby: This wasn't a part of a deal!
(Hot dogs force Benson, Pops, Skips and Mordecai into a plastic bag with red oil.)
Rigby: Wait!
Hot dog: Ha-ha-ha! You fell for our trap! Brilliantly! We don't want to be eaten, we want to eat YOU!
Rigby: But what about the prophecy?
Hot dog: There is no prophecy! This is simply revenge! For all our fallen brother and sister hot dogs massacred by the hand of your barbecue! And now, you'll join your friends awaiting a similar fate!
(Mordecai, Benson, Skips, and Pops are trapped in a giant plastic bag of steaming hot red oil.)
Benson: Help, Rigby!
Pops: Bad show.
Skips: Help!
Mordecai: Help!
Rigby: No! What are you doing to them?
Hot dog: Marinating them, of course! Bag the last one!
(Rigby tries to escape by throwing barbecue stuff at the hot dogs.)
Rigby: Stand back, man! Stand back!
(Rigby runs out of stuff to protect himself with. But when he accidently squirts mustard at the hot dogs, they surprisingly start to eat each other.)
Hot dogs: Awhhh! This stuff's delicious!
(Rigby realizes what to do. He squirts mustard at every hot dog. Hot dogs slay each other. Benson, Pops, Skips, and Mordecai manage to get out of the bag.)
Benson: What the heck was that? What did you do?!
Mordecai: Yeah, Rigby. What did you do?
Rigby: Ah, I... Ahhhh... Oh! (He notices an empty plastic package of Super Extra Premium Hot Dogs.)
Rigby: Don't look at me! Benson's the one who went and bought the crazy Super Premium psycho Hot Dogs!
Skips: Oh, yeah! He's right!
Pops: I indeed remember now.
Mordecai: Yeah, he's right!
Rigby: Yeah, this wouldn't've happened if you'd just bought regular hot dogs!
Skips: That's for sure!
Pops: That is true!
Benson: No, but... I don't know what happened...
Rigby: Well, I guess the barbecue is ruined now thanks to Benson!
Pops: No!
Skips: What?
Benson: No, no, no, no! I can fix it! (Gives Rigby $20.) Quick! Go and buy some hot dogs from the store and make sure they're regular! I'm sorry, guys! Minor setback.
Skips: I hope the overnight shipping was worth it!
Mordecai: Dude, that was awesome!
Rigby: I told you I'd fix it!
Mordecai: I knew that you would.

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The following is a list of quotes from the first season of Regular Show.

The Power [1.1a][edit]

[First lines of the series]
Rigby: Alright, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! [A Beef Burrito doll lies silently on the floor] I'LL KILL YOU!!!
[He pats his elbow and jumps onto a trampoline, body-slamming the doll. He then elbows the doll multiple times, and body slams it once more. He picks up the doll and moves its arm, making it punch himself in the face. Behind him, Mordecai is calling to him]
Mordecai: Tag up! Tag up!
[Pretending to be weakened, Rigby walks over to Mordecai and high-fives him. As Rigby drinks a soda, Mordecai pulls the Beef Burrito doll away. Rigby slams the soda can onto the ground and lets out a ferocious cry. Mordecai sets the doll up next to a bed before walking away onto the shelves]
Rigby: What?! [silence] Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you? [Mordecai grabs Rigby] I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!
Mordecai: I think he wants you to put the hurt on him!
Rigby: You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?!
Mordecai: Yes, I do!
[Mordecai & Rigby scream. Mordecai throws Rigby down onto the trampoline, launching him into the wall. The impact leaves a large hole in the wall and Rigby ends up in a trash can]
Rigby: Uhhh..... [Stands up] Uuuuhhhhyyyy.... [Removes trash can] Yea-uh!! Did you see how awesome it was when I hit the trampoline?
Mordecai: Hahahaha! Yeah, I did! But it wasn't as awesome as when you punched that hole in the wall!
[They both begin laughing]

Mordecai: I can't believe I listened to you! I knew should've gone out to do some work, but no — let's wrestle this stupid doll, it'll be fun.
Rigby: But it was fun.
Mordecai: Well, yeah, but... now there's a big hole in the wall! Dude, we're 23-years-old. We shouldn't be bustin' holes in walls, we're gonna get FIRED for this!
Rigby: You mean you're gonna get fired for this.
Mordecai: What?!
Rigby: You're the one who threw me too hard, ya hole!
Mordecai: Don't call me a hole! You're the hole! You're the one who wanted to wrestle!
Rigby: Okay, okay! Let's not blame anyone. Now, how in the H are we gonna fix this S? [In reruns, the line is changed to "Now, how in the heck are we gonna fix this stuff?"]
Mordecai: I dunno, man. Ugh, we can't fix it and we definitely can't pay for it, cos we don't have any money. Unless you had some money.
Rigby: No. Besides, I don't even know how much it cost to fix a hole like this. Probably a ton.
Mordecai: Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possible solution. We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it.
Rigby: Dude. [beat] ..You are a genius! Of course, raises!
Mordecai: Okay, dude, here's—
Rigby: Let me stop you there because I already know what you're going to say — hamboning.
Mordecai: What?
Rigby: Yeah, dude! Hamboning! We just go up to Benson and we'll be all like, "We both want raises." [starts hamboning, but mordecai pushes him away]
Mordecai: No, man, Stop it. We just need to ask him for a raise and just explain all the—
Rigby: No, no, no! That's not gonna work! What're ya, 65?! "Excuse me, sir, can I have a raise?" C'MON!! I'm tellin' ya, dude! Hamboning~!!
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: Hamboning will save your life someday! You'll be all like, "What? You tryin' to mug me?" [starts hamboning again and mordecai shoves him away]
Mordecai: No!! We're not doing that! okay?! OKAY?!?!
Rigby: Fine...

Rigby: Ha-ha-ha! We did it! Yeah! Hey, that's mine!
Benson: Nope. You sent him to the moon so the least you can do is give him your keyboard. Right, Skips?
Skips: Right. (Smashes the piano.)
Mordecai and Rigby: Aww!
Benson: And let's have it.
Rigby: What?
Benson: (Turning Red) THE $40 YOU TWO CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP! I know you still got it. Now give it... back... (Rigby sighs then gives Benson the two $20 notes.) NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE FIRED! Ugh, can you believe this?
Skips: No. (Door Shuts)

Just Set Up the Chairs [1.1b][edit]

Mordecai: Dude, how came we're always stuck with the lame jobs? Settin' up the chairs??
Rigby: LAAAAA~ME!!!
Benson: I can't trust you guys with something actually important. You're always slacking off!
Mordecai: You callin' us slackers?
Rigby: Did he!? Did you!?
Mordecai: He's callin' us slackers. Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off.
Benson: Good. Do it then.
Mordecai: We will.
Rigby: Yeah. And then next time you'll get someone ELSE.. to set up the chairs?
[Benson looks at Mordecai, shrugs]
Benson: Fine.
Mordecai & Rigby: OOOOHHHHH!!!! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Not settin' up the chairs next time! UUHH!
Benson: ...Just set up the chairs...

Benson: YOU!!!
Mordecai: Woah! Hey Benson. Before you freak out, we totally set up those chairs.
[pan left to see cheering kids, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost seated in a moat of fire]
Muscle Man: Wooo!! This birthday party's hot!
Rigby: So we're cool, right?
Benson: YOU IDIOTS!! That's the last time I entrust you with something very important, LIKE THE CHAIRS!!!
Mordecai & Rigby: OOOOHHHHH!!!! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Not settin' up the chairs next time!
Benson: But you ARE going to clean up this mess, and you can start by sweeping up the special entertainment.
Mordecai: Yeah, no problem!
Rigby: We got it.
Mordecai: Don't worry about us!
Rigby: ...We're gonna take a break first, right?
Mordecai: Yeah.

Caffeinated Concert Tickets [1.2a][edit]

Mordecai: You know, at first I thought you were cool, but now I know that you're both total losers.
Rigby: Everybody hates you!
Mordecai: Oh, and I just realized something...
Translator: What?
Mordecai: Your
Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!

Benson: You morons get back here and help me pickup my gumballs!

Death Punchies [1.2b][edit]

Rigby: Aw, what?! I wanted to be player one!
Mordecai: Dude, I'M player one. YOU'RE player two.
Rigby: I don't wanna be player two! He just digs with the sucky pickaxe. I want the one with the shovel.
Mordecai: Dude, they're exactly the same!
Rigby: Then why don't YOU be player two?
Mordecai: [scoffs] I'm not usin' that stinky pickaxe.
Rigby: HAH! SEE?!

Mordecai: We-oo! We-oo! We-oo! [imitating a doctor] Quick, doctor. Both of these buttcheeks are unrecognizable! If we want anybody to recognize this as a butt in the future, then we're gonna have to do a complete butt transplant, STAT!
Rigby: STOP TALKING!!! There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it.
Mordecai: [laughs] That's right. We used to call you the "One-Cheek Wonder!" Dude, I'm bringing it back.
Rigby: You better not.
Muscle Man: Is that One-Cheek Wonder? I hope he's not trying to play punchies will cheeks like those!

Free Cake [1.3a][edit]

Rigby: There's that chocolate cake at the snack bar!
Mordecai: Yeah...but Benson will only let you have it for free if it's your birthday.
Rigby: Who's to say it's not my birthday?
Mordecai: ...Who's to say it's not MY birthday?
Mordecai and Rigby: FREE CAKE! FREE CAKE!!
Benson: It's NEITHER of your birthdays.
Rigby: Aw, man! He's killing us with that!
Mordecai and Rigby: No cake....
Pops: {appears from inside the bushes} But it IS Skips' birthday!
Mordecai and Rigby: FREE CAKE! FREE CAKE!!
Benson: But he's really private about it.
Mordecai and Rigby: No cake....
Benson: Come to think of it, I don't think we've EVER had a party for Skips.

Wedding Entryman: Do you know the bride, or the groom?
Mordecai and Rigby: Uhhhh...
Mordecai: The one with the cake?
Wedding Entryman: [quickly closes red rope to wedding]
Mordecai and Rigby: UUUUUUHH...

Benson: But if you morons are lying to me, YOU’LL BE ON DISH DUTY FOR THE NEXT MONTH!!

Meat Your Maker [1.3b][edit]

Mordecai: [puts arms up]
Rigby: No. No, don't!
Mordecai: It's too late. [begins to move arms together]
Rigby: Come on dude, don't!
Mordecai: It's already in motion.
Rigby: Well, put it out of motion!
Mordecai: [crosses arms] You pissed/ticked me off.

Mordecai: Just give it up, dude. I knew you couldn't fix it...
Rigby: Dude, I fix stuff all the time!
Mordecai: No, you don't!
Rigby: What do you mean?!
Mordecai: The cart, the shoes, the party, that other party...
Rigby: Stop right there! You know Muscle Man pushed me!
Mordecai: Muscle Man wasn't even there!!
Rigby: Fine, I'll fix it!

Grilled Cheese Deluxe [1.4a][edit]

Benson: What are you doing with my sandwich?!
Mordecai: What?
Rigby: Don't worry. I'll take care of this with my specialty. This isn't your sandwich. This is our sandwich.
Benson: This is your sandwich, huh? Then how come it says "Benson" on the BAG?!?
Rigby: Huh? It's supposed to say "Rigby," but they misspelled my name wrong.
Benson: [goes red]STOP LYING!!!
Mordecai: Dude, I thought you said you bought this!
Mordecai: [groans] You ruined our day off.
Rigby: Ah, don’t worry, dude. The line won’t be that long.

Benson: Where have you been? I’ve been waiting all day! (Mordecai gives Benson his burned Grilled Cheese Deluxe) What the--What happened to my sandwich?!
Rigby: [rambling] There were Cheezers...and the two...we went down and...everyone wore sweatpants...even us...and then the room...with the bad stuff...but...we saved the city with your sandwich.
Benson: [sighs] Why do you always have to lie to my face?
Mordecai: We ran it over by accident.
Benson: See? Was it so hard to tell the truth...?

[Jones and Barry throw Mordecai and Rigby out of their van]
Jones: If YOU ever lie about being astronauts again, YOU'RE DEAD!
Rigby: We Saved The City, Astro!-- (The astronauts throw the Cheezer's bag at Rigby and their van drives away.)

The Unicorns Have Got to Go [1.4b][edit]

Rigby: If you buy that cologne, then I'm gonna lose all respect for you!
Mordecai: Good. Then we'll both have the same amount of respect for each other.

Mordecai: Dude, these guys aren't trying to help me. They're just messing with me.
Rigby: Dude, they're just partying.
Mordecai: How is this supposed to help me get the ladies?
Rigby: They got you a lady.
(We see a long-haired man with an open green shirt on a chair in the corner. He has stubble on his chin, a necklace, wristbands, blue jeans, and cowboy boots)
Mordecai: That's not a lady. (approaches Billy, who's drinking soda with the 2nd Unicorn. He puts his hand on Billy's shoulder) Hey, I thought you were gonna help me with Margaret.
Billy: (angrily) Something's touching me! (elbows Mordecai, who flies onto the floor. The unicorns laugh)
Rigby: Hey, bros, check this out. (approaches Mordecai) Here, let me help you up. (He pulls his hand away at the last second) Psych! Why don't you ask Margaret to help you up? Ohhhhh!
(The unicorns all laugh)
Mordecai: You know what, Rigby? Have fun with your new friends, you jerk! Oh, and just so you know, when Benson finds out about your friends and their little hangout time, he's probably gonna fire you. Later, bro! (leaves)
Rigby: (worried) Mordecai, wait. (the door shuts off-screen)
Jimmy: (from upstairs) Bros! I found a trampoline!
Rigby: No! (runs up to his room) What are you doing to my bed?!
Jimmy: You sleep on this, bro?
Rigby: Get off it.
Jimmy: Right after this somersault. (flips in mid air and his horn rips the trampoline, falling to the floor. Rigby gasps) Bros, this trampoline's all over me! Help me get it off!
(The unicorns run in, chanting 'bros', and in a matter of seconds reduce the trampoline to torn fabric and twisted metal)
Rigby: My bed!
(Billy and 3rd Unicorn are shown by the closet door)
Billy: Hey, bro. You know this nerd?
(They open the closet door to show Benson, bound, gagged, and suspended from a coat hook. Benson rages from behind his gag, but his words are unintelligible)
Billy: Check this out. (gets some gumballs out of Benson and eats them) What's the matter, Rigbone? You like that nerd or something?
3rd Unicorn: (taps Rigby's shoulder) Yeah, dude. Chill out. And have a DRINK!(sprays him with a soda can, temporarily blinding Rigby)
(In his confusion, Rigby stumbles between the unicorns, who have formed a circle with the intention of repeatedly farting on him)

Mordecai and Rigby: Hey, Skips...
Rigby: We have a problem.
Skips: Unicorns?
Rigby: How'd you know?
Skips: They peed on my lawn.

(Scene cuts to daytime, with a close-up of a hand turning a valve and Water is shown flying from a hose. Benson is hosing down Mordecai and Rigby, who are screaming after getting soaked)
Benson:(angrily) I can't believe you idiots let those unicorns in here! You two morons had better get this mess cleaned up, or you'll wish it was YOU DRIVING THAT CAR!!!
Rigby: The unicorn one? (Benson sprays Rigby with the hose and Rigby falls over screaming)COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!
Benson:(to Mordecai)And YOU!!!(Mordecai screams, shaking in fear) Quit spraying that cologne! It's not gonna get you any ladies. Idiots... (walks away)

Prank Callers [1.5a][edit]

Mordecai: [calls Benson]
Benson: Hello?
Mordecai: Hey, Benson, got any books by.....Joe Mama!?
Benson: Who is this?
[Mordecai and Rigby laugh loudly]
Benson: [from phone] Wherever this is coming from, I will track you down and I will find you...!
Mordecai: Dude, he's still on the phone!
Rigby: He's STILL on the phone!?
Mordecai: He's STILL ON THE PHONE!!!
[both convulse in fits of laughter]

Benson: (bangs the door open) Hang up that phone! You think your little pranks are funny, huh? You think they're funny? Well, what do you guys think of my prank? Ring ring! Hello, what's that? Mordecai and Rigby are banned using the house phone? Okay. (Goes red and angrily smashes the phone) GOOD LUCK MAKING YOUR PRANK CALLS NOW!!!! (Slams door)
Mordecai: Dude, let's use Pops' phone.

Mordecai's Voice: "Hello?"
Master Prank Caller: 'This is the Master Prank Caller telling you—'
Mordecai's Voice: "Hello?"
Master Prank Caller: 'I said this is the Master Prank—'
Mordecai's Voice: "Hello? I-I'm sorry, I can't hear you."
Mordecai's Voice: "Hello? Hello, are you there?"
Master Prank Caller: RRRGH!!![WOOSH] I SAID—!!
Mordecai's Voice: "Ha ha! Just kidding. You just got pranked, loser!" [BEEP]
Master Prank Caller: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Don [1.5b][edit]

Benson: hey you two! Quit fooling around we’re having an emergency meeting!
Mordecai: Aw what
Benson: Okay. We only have tell 3:00 to stop the audit. Does anyone know someone who can help us? Anybody? Anybody at all?
Muscle Man: I know some one who can help...
Benson: [angrily] If you say your Mom, you're fired.
Muscle Man: [long pause] MY MOM!
Benson: GET OUT!
Muscle Man: It was worth it. [he and High Five Ghost high-five and walk away]
Mordecai: [thinks] Hmmm... Hmph. Hey! [looks at Rigby] We know someone.
Rigby: We do? [Mordecai raises his arms. Suddenly, Rigby knows who he's referring to] No! No way!
Benson: What? If you know somebody, you've got to tell me.
Mordecai: Rigby has a brother. [Rigby punches him in the butt] And he's an accountant. [Rigby punches him again, rapidly]
Rigby: SHUT UP!!!!!
Mordecai: Dude, what do you have against Don?
[Rigby gets mad, on the verge of crying. A ripple leads us to a flashback of Rigby's sixth birthday party. Pans down from the banner to a young Rigby]
Young Rigby: Guys, guys, guys! [zooms out to reveal four bored children, one of them a young Mordecai] Watch me blow out the candle, guys!
[A door opens. Rigby's younger brother, Don, stands in the doorway. Somehow, he is taller than Rigby]
Young Don: Hey, Rigby. Happy birthday, bro.
Young Rigby: Wha? Wha? I told you to stay in the basement.
Young Don: Oh. Sorry, Rigby. I just wanted to give you some birthday sugar.
Young Rigby: I don't want your freakin' sugar!
Rigby's Friend 1: I'll give you some sugar, Don.
Rigby's Friend 2: Yeah, me too. [giggles]
[everyone but Mordecai gets up out of their seats to hug Don. Then, Mordecai follows, but Rigby tries to stop him by grabbing his arm]
Young Rigby: Don't you dare!
Young Mordecai: I'm just getting some sugar, dude. [Rigby lets go of him] Besides, Don is cool.
[Mordecai goes to Don to give him sugar as everyone else laughs]
Rigby's Friend: You're the best, Don!
[Young Rigby growls as ripple back to the present]
Mordecai: Yeah. Don really made that party.
Benson: Call your brother.
Rigby: No.
Rigby: NO! I HATE HIM!!!
Benson: Fine! Mordecai, you call him.
Rigby: You better not.
Mordecai: Dude, he could save the park.
Rigby: Dude, he could ruin my life! If he comes, I'm gonna tell him to leave!
Benson: No, you won't, YOU BE NICE TO YOUR BROTHER OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!![to Mordecai] Call him.
Mordecai: [to Rigby] Dude, just be cool until he stops the audit.
[Rigby growls]

Don: Benson, give me some sugar! [hugs Benson] Nice to meet you! [points to Pops] Hey, who's this guy?
Pops: I'm Pops!
Don: Pops, give me some sugar!
Pops: [runs laughing to Don and hugs him]
Don: [hugs Skips] Don. Good to meet you. [to Mordecai] Look at this sugar shack. C'mere, guy! I haven't seen you in forever.
Mordecai: [hugs Don] Yeah, I know! It's been forever!
Don: Rigby, give me some sugar, bro!
Rigby: Don't you have taxies to do? Why don't you get to it?
Don: Oh, ha ha... he was always greedy with the sugar.
Rigby: AUGH..!! I can't wait for you to get out of my life!
Don: What, bro?
Benson: [mouthing] You keep your mouth SHUT!
Rigby: ..Nothing....

Benson: Where's DON?! [outside, Don is shown driving away, almost crying. The others run out after him] Don, Wait! [to the others] What happened?
Mordecai: Rigby blew it! He wouldn't give Don sugar!
Rigby: NEVER!!!!![runs away]

Rigby's Body [1.6a][edit]

Mordecai: [groans] This... sucks.
Rigby: What's that supposed to mean?
Mordecai: It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day, I get to pick. Why did you pick the snack bar?! This is like the worst job at the park, dude!
Rigby: I think it's the funnest job at the park.
Mordecai: You don't really think that. You just don't want to admit that you're wrong.
Rigby: Why would I admit something that I'm not?
Mordecai: Dude, seriously — this is more boring than watching you try to read a children's book.
Rigby: Is it more boring than your FACE?!
Mordecai: I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?!
Rigby: Is it more boring than my fist in your face, you TURD?!!
Mordecai: You're a turd!
Rigby: No, you're a turd!!
Mordecai: You're the turd!
[Mordecai and Rigby scuffle]
Pops: Mordecai, Rigby! Stop! We can all be turds!
Mordecai & Rigby: Oh, hey Pops.

Mordecai: Dude, I'm telling you. If you keep eating like that, your body's gonna quit on you.
Rigby: Stop talking!
Mordecai: Whatever. I'm just trying to help.

[at MM's and Fives' shift at the snack bar]
Muscle Man:! Wait.. what is that?
[a bucket on a roller blade squiggles closer and closer, at the door—]
High Five Ghost: What are you~?!
Muscle Man: Looks like a bucket of diarrhea...
Rigby: It's me, Rigby!!
Rigby: No! I didn't steal anything!
Muscle Man: You're not stealin' these voices! C'mon Fives, let's bail!! [runs off]
Rigby: Come back!!
Muscle Man: No way, bro!
Rigby: It's me, Rigby!! [falls down] Aw, man!

Skips: Quick! Before the sun sets!
Pops: Glorious.
Mordecai: Dude, how do you feel?
Rigby: (Screaming)
(Cut to the snack bar.)
Rigby: Well Mordecai, I guess you were right about the snack bar being lame. Especially now that we're not eating all the free snacks.
Mordecai: Oh, about that, those snacks weren't free.
Rigby: What?
Mordecai: Turns out. Only Pops gets snacks for free.
Rigby: Pops?
Mordecai: Yeah. And I guess we're supposed to work here for the next six months just to pay for it all.
Rigby: Oh, turds!

Mordecai and the Rigbys [1.6b][edit]

Record Player: Now, what is the first thing that all good musicians require?
Mordecai: Talent?
Record Player: Yes!...Good personal hygiene is the key to becoming a successful gentleman musician!!

Mordecai: Yes, I wanna be in a band with you! Alright, but we’ve gotta have a cool band name. What do think of, "Cool Dudes?"
Rigby: "Face Punch!"
Mordecai: "dude face punch sounds lame, why not AC/DC
Rigby: "Helicopter Crash!"
Mordecai: What about..."dum-dum money eaters?"
Rigby: That's it, that's it!!
Mordecai: Order the shirts! Order the shirts!

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